Chlo✨

✨Busy watering my own grass✨

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

Idk why or when Costco stopped using American Express but that was pretty frickin rude to tell me once I had a cart full of things and waited in line for 20 minutes to check out

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

No one is gonna believe it but a big fat bumble bee just landed on the back of my head and flew away with a strand of my hair…. I watched him fly away with it. Like he was taking it back to the hive to get my sent so they can track me.

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

@alsoAmanda Just forward the calls to my cell, I’ll take them at this point lol

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

You really don’t see anyone using pogo sticks anymore

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

I think my dream job is to hobby hop from one craft to another and just make a ton of art. None of it will be good, but I will be happy. Pls give me this job.

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

March and April are the most boring months of the year

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

Me trying to enjoy the job I prayed for

[Hoops @Hoopss]

what is her deal

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

I only watched the Super Bowl for the half time show, like most people, and I don’t remember the score of the game at that point. The only coverage I’m seeing about the Super Bowl is the halftime show. Who even won the game? Does it even matter? 😂

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

I knew he looked familiar

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

I’m not crying YOU ARE 😭😭😭

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

Just woke up from another tearful goodbye with Amanda in a parking lot 😭 Idk if I have abandonment issues or she’s just my best friend and I miss her terribly lol

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

“Do you have nightmares?”
“Yes, I have nightmares that my long distance best friend and I have a tearful goodbye at an airport because she has to fly back home after visiting and I wake up crying…”

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

I got a spray tan and now Face ID doesn’t recognize me lol

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

The lady sitting 4 seats over from me during Wicked was loudly talking during the film about how Ariana is too skinny and doesn’t look good… it took EVERYTHING in me not to clap back at her to shut up, self reflect, and stop talking about other peoples bodies… be kinder

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

How many bridal group chats is too many bridal group chats?

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

Not me fading in and out of sleep sitting at the airport the last hour waiting for my husband to come pick me up… he’s got another 5 more minutes before I make the baggage claim area my new bedroom.

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

I don’t want to wait in another long line for another 2 more years… I don’t have it in me at the current moment…

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

I love it when the old people on the plane turn on their phones after the plane lands and the phones won’t stop pinging at full volume

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

There’s just something so comforting about a gigantic cinnamon roll

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

Listening to The Bee Gees makes me feel powerful

[Chlo✨ @hellochloew]

Old man at the bar with a T-shirt that says “saved by Jesus and my pancreas doctor”