Jess

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Rodents of Unusual size? Definitely exist #gotburnedbefore

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Weird white dude in a turban? Unacceptable. Shoulda checked that Quirrel guy out. #gotburnedbefore

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Sometimes when I meet someone new I make sure their name isn't an anagram of Lord Voldemort #gotburnedbefore

[Jess @helloclarice_]

How long has it been since I saw Adaptation?? ITT: share movies that Rocked Your World and shook you to your foundations

[Jess @helloclarice_]

The movie High Fidelity is infinitely perfect.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

I do not want a cabbage; if you intend gift me a cabbage don't.

[Jess @helloclarice_]

@evernotehelps is 20+ days response time standard for Evernote support? That seems rather extreme.

[Jess @helloclarice_]

@evernotehelps ticket #568546

[Jess @helloclarice_]

@evernotehelps It's been just about 20 days since I submitted a ticket and 8 since I sent a follow-up. Any chance of a response soon?

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Got de-NIED for my birthday ice cream by @BaskinRobbins :( Thankfully I went down the street to @Starbucks where they took care of me

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Nothing causes me to truly question my own mortality and place in the world more than that moment that I run out of trade credit.

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Headache, Day 3. 0_o

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Today's weather is simply perfect. Sorry guys , just jinxed it for everyone. 90 more days of sun and humidity.

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Ding dong. Special delivery for me! It's all of the carbs. Into my belly.

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Hey you big dumb baby! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL (the squat rack)!!

[Jess @helloclarice_]

I am very much over this whole "being constantly eaten alive by mosquitos" thing.

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Today's everything brought to you by Murphy's Law, which has only been thwarted periodically by the intervention of others.

[Jess @helloclarice_]

Oh squat rack I missed you so much.

[Jess @helloclarice_]

I had a handful of Doritos like a week ago and then things got out of control and now I'm chemically reliant on them to continue life.