it’s a long life! better pinch yourself!

🎵 i am a man with a heart that offends with its lonely and greedy demands 🎵 he/him 🌈

[one million dollar cake @TheldlerWheel]

Dancing with my girls only having two drinks then leaving

[𑣲carol @carorines]

Wondering if Deborah Vance has this one

[it’s a long life! better pinch yourself! @hellofromhernk]

@BLAMElTONYOU I read her quote and immediately thought it was another lyric for “here’s the truth and I’ve gotta be honest”, but you’re so right, this has to be a b side.

[it’s a long life! better pinch yourself! @hellofromhernk]

So there’s just no rules to these are there

[Keizi Cinema 🎞️🍿 @KeiziTV]

I’m putting together a team…

[it’s a long life! better pinch yourself! @hellofromhernk]

The lengths I go to to avoid using Apple Maps lol

[Charli @charli_xcx]

maggots for brains is so good

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

looking that the DVDs on the bottom shelf at the thrift store

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[it’s a long life! better pinch yourself! @hellofromhernk]

Especially considering this tour only has 13 stops.

I wish they were cheaper too but it’s not a her problem

[it’s a long life! better pinch yourself! @hellofromhernk]

I’m so not a fan of how expensive concerts have gotten either, but this outrage over Charli’s prices is sending me 😅😅😅

Unfortunately that’s just what a floor ticket costs these days at an arena show for a major artist :/

[JW @luxurycorndog]

neeeed to smoke with her

[it’s a long life! better pinch yourself! @hellofromhernk]

MAGGOTS FOR BRAINS 😭 what a songggg

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[it’s a long life! better pinch yourself! @hellofromhernk]

I would realllly like to not be actively breaking out every damn day, but I also won’t take Accutane so 🤷🏼‍♂️

[#1 angel @BLAMElTONYOU]

nothings gonna save us not music fashion or film

[it’s a long life! better pinch yourself! @hellofromhernk]

@GKeenW @EvenDroppinDime Yeah this confused me… does that mean to start the middle on fire first?

[Superstar⭐️ @superstar_finky]

Vivacious knew what was up

[it’s a long life! better pinch yourself! @hellofromhernk]

@hayley_xcx_ It is, and she’s playing youuuu 😆

[it’s a long life! better pinch yourself! @hellofromhernk]

Less headaches plz 🥺🐱

[Charli @charli_xcx]

if you get me, you get me and if you don’t, you don’t. and thats ok <3