Joe Hallows

Spurs Season Ticket Holder and London Black Cab Driver #COYS

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

Finally it was badge day for me today. I have never dedicated myself to anything as much as I did with the Knowledge. It was a journey with many ups and downs and I can’t wait to get out there to join London’s elite.

#BlackCab #TheKnowledge

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@taxitradepro @The_LCDC @CamdenCouncil Absolute piss take. They know what they’re doing.
Can’t tell you the amount of times I use Turnmill Street and Cowcross. Joke

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@MPSWestminster just the 3 Ice Cream Vans on Westminster Bridge causing traffic.

A stones throw from New Scotland Yard

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@Telegraph Had one fly into the side of my cab last year after he jumped a red light. £300 to repair the gauge in my door which I had to pay because he obviously didn’t have any insurance. They are a massive pain in the arse

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

Well done @CamdenCouncil @willnorman @MayorofLondon 👏🏻👏🏻 another day of gridlock traffic around Drake Street, Red Lion Square and Procter Street and no cyclists using your lovely cycle lane.

At least the shrubs are getting a watering today

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

Or choosing to live in London yet complaining about the traffic.

Or complaining that their children can’t play in the roads.

✊🏻💦

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@footballontnt Fuck off lego head

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@HKane Come home

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@simonlightwood Please tell me how a disabled person in a wheelchair is getting in one of these

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

Picked up a group of friends from Lilibets last night, who told me they hailed a cab from the Lalit yesterday afternoon and the driver didn’t know where Savile Row was.

They also mentioned how shocking his driving was.

Seriously, what is going on? @TheLTDA @TfL @TfLTPH

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[⚒Martyn Stewart ⚒ @martWHU]

Spurs going down will cost the PL.
Was VAR instructed to make sure we didn’t beat Brentford, not won at home for 6 games.
Villa told to roll over.
It’s a script, a pantomime. @premierleague control the strings!!!

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

Add that to the 2 who went flying into the side of the cab last year after jumping red lights.

Out of control. Police not interested.

Well done @MayorofLondon you’re doing a cracking job

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

London is like a fucking zoo! Every day is now just stress, mainly due to the illegal delivery riders flying about on bikes doing what they like. One feeling the need to just smack my side mirror.

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@LondonTrafficW1 Just in time for the tube strikes as well

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@footballontnt @LiamMacdevitt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Who is this clown?! Useless! Plays a RB CB, and a midfielder RWB…. Sack him and the Wally who hired him

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

Great news. COYS

[EFL @EFL]

From the 26/27 season, the #SkyBetChampionship Play-Offs will be expanded to six teams.

Read more: https://t.co/E8Njme9iOL

#EFL

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@londontaxi_pr @cabdirect @The_LCDC Looks like an out of town mini cab!

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

Cunt

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Oxford Street is going traffic-free.

I’ve given the green light to transform it into a world-class, fully accessible pedestrian avenue. The heart of London, reclaimed for people.

https://t.co/CK8XbT95l3

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@FabrizioRomano Looks buzzing.

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

@ScottHowellGS They haven’t got a clue. We’ve played some of the worst football I’ve seen over there for the last couple of years. This has been coming. Lack of and poor investment

[Joe Hallows @HelloHallows]

That goal has been coming since the first minute. Yet again a fucking awful performance from Spurs.

We’re bang in trouble