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Ask me anything: https://t.co/T8JiptZTij

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@TylerMagicGuy What would General Grant have thought of those knockers I wonder

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Girls you meet at the state fair because your mom dropped you off alone after your bff cancelled.
The one that flirts with you
The one you actually have a chance with
The one that might flash you or let you touch her for $50 buck

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@spingoons The fucking dream tbh. I had something similar with this BUILT lesbian a year above me who was on the same school bus

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When I was younger no one was cooler than my sister so one time I was trying to sweettalk a slightly older girl by saying she looked and dressed just like my sister

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@Particularposts @Goonnboii

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Goddamn what a woman

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When she's like 40 but she's still babygirl

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This girl I went out with in college took a Jurassic Park 3 level dump in my toilet and clogged it and was gonna call maintenance and I was no worries cutie I got it and then I couldn't fix it so we just went to my room and I ate her out while watching Bob's burgers

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Cardi B says she STARVES herself for the first three months of every relationship because she REFUSES to use the washroom or fart around her man 😂👀

“If you gotta take a sh*t, you drive down to Dunkin’ Donuts and take a sh*t there. Ain’t no sh*tting, ain’t no farting. That’s why you eat salmon and bread.”

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She's so babygirl like that's daughter right there

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@Particularposts Who

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@Goonnboii @Particularposts oomf has a thing for celebs and iced foods, especially if endorsed by the babes. Can't wait for Olivia's new drink to drop

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I've never been her biggest fan even though I find her Rebecca adorable but bikini Rebecca in STARS bikini is just godtier

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The convention’s doll

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@spingoons @Particularposts Lol thinking about when she was crying about not being able to comfortably pay rent on her fancy Hollywood Hills home

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@Particularposts Honestly? Respect. She's making the most out of her prime fuckmeat years. And this is better than the stupid soap...

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@TayTay20ga Honestly I could never get into HIS HE because even 10 years ago you had to know the lore and gags to really enjoy them

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@jetshere88 Who?! We all have a few!

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Bitches be so fucking cruel Man
Pic unrelated

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@jetshere88 They're pretty so it doesn't count as nasty

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Ex crush turned 30, what do we think, cunt or millennial cringe?

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@jetshere88 Its fine....as long as we can do it the other way around with Monica

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@jetshere88 Nghhh it'd be so unfair if she kissed your asshole I haven't even gotten to kiss her lips