Ashley Masters

cold as ice but in the right hands she'll melt

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

Damn not @ChickfilA forgetting my sauce twice #rip

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

The amount of motorcyclist without helmets 🙃

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Tbh if I was one of the passengers and I some how survived this and I came back to see all of these tiktok memes that would be my 13th reason

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

If you told me 6 years ago I’d be a firefighter/paramedic I would have laughed at you bc I hated blood

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

Don’t watch Jury Duty because you’ll get summoned for jury duty ☹️

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

@Wingzyyy_

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

Why are preventable train derailments happening? Ask the billionaires who want to cut cost regardless of the outcome

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

@twentyonepilots 2 years in a row can I get an autograph plz

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

I just wish it was possible to adopt all of the dogs

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

Pretty sure one of my dogs kicked my eye in the middle of the night and bruised it 🥲

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when it was supposed to be a good time but u started puking

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

These political texts are fucking OBNOXIOUS

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

I’m sorry but Jeffrey Dahmer is not a costume

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

I told my boyfriend I felt like dying (bc I’m dramatic and had abdominal pain) and he said he hopes not bc we just met and he wants to spend more time w me. Im simpin

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

I’ll never feel bad for someone who gave something so amazing up

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

Anyone else have Fergie going in their heads when they head “London bridge is going down?”……

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

0/10 recommend getting ur gallbladder removed

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

Fuck a gallbladder

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

I really do have the best boyfriend

[Ashley Masters @helloimashleym]

Disappointed but not surprised