Horse Dog Man Boy

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

Tf is a hyperbole bitch I’m hyper ballin

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

Neil “the grass” Tyson

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

I’m in Popeyes counting 5 one dollar bills over and over again and I didn’t order SHIT

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

@ilovejaundice Crabs bc you’re dirty

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

Showing up to hell 20 minutes late with a bigass slushie

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

I’ll Shazam drake in public I don’t gaf

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

Putting my car in sports mode for Five guys bogo burgers

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

@ilovejaundice Normal potion

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

吃魚喝啤酒……對不起，女朋友……為了放屁機

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

Do NOT drink kombucha with Kraft Mac and cheese.. what I just did to my girlfriends bathroom should be illegal

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

Girlfriends owala has special mold that makes the water very yummy and hydrating

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

Thank god 4 this bagel sandwich ..
Even though it’s hot as hell

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

But that’s what makes it bust crazy

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

Subway employees make that sandwich like they hate u

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

I am gonna eat bread with butter on it and I am going to be happy about it

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

“We need more third spaces” bitch laundromat

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

Bring back saying people have AIDS just because you don’t like them

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

Guys… myyyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

When tha Denny’s come out sizzling

[Horse Dog Man Boy @helloits_joe]

I got a supreme tee on and boxers eating a muffin on my bed
& im watching king of the hill
who wanna put me down