Alyssa Kaplan

Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, life goes on.

[Alyssa Kaplan @helloitsalyssa]

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[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I'm starting to think they don't know what these letters actually stand for. https://t.co/ieznVV5Gio

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@RWohlfeld @Oreo Not sure. Good question

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What's a Sunday night without a Brooklyn Lager and a Blue Bloods marathon?

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Coach Taylor > John Rayburn

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Today I learned what it was like to work in advertising pre-1980's #nocomputer #WPPhack

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"See you in Mike Pence's nightmares"-@Alancumming @villagevoice #prideawards

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When you have to transfer trains on the same platform and it's just arriving 🙌🙌🙌

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And Trump suddenly stops tweeting...

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There is nothing better than watching Carson Daly get excited with the family when a chair turns on #thevoice

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What to do with your tax return? Buy a Hamilton ticket

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Bruno is the best thing to ever happen to this decade

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Looking back, I think North Korea was PAID to protest the release of The Interview. There's NO WAY anyone could actually dislike our movies.

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@realDonaldTrump lol k

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"Can you make sure there's a garbage can next to my bed..because I can't hang."-Schmidt #NewGirl

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Seems like Lester really wants to go home #ElectionNight

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@j_zweig @tastidlite will there be strawberry??? 🍓🍓🍓

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@cayskammy my granny would text the EXACT same wording!!!! #scared