Just know that I am cursing you out in my head followed by sending you unconditional love bc I’m tryna be better but also know I ain’t happy about it 🙄
You know I’m really not doing well when someone compliments my nails and I say “thank you” instead of going into a 10 minute rant about how I did them myself and how proud I am of them and everyone should do their nails at home
Spilt my entire iced coffee on my lap/laptop/couch within the first 5 min of my zoom psych eval and I handled it like a champ I hope she puts it in my notes
It’s important to add that it’s day 1 of my menstrual so I did so while my uterus was exploding inside of me so please be even more proud of me thank you
Person to my left in Zumba wore way too much perfume, person to my right had way too much BO, person in front needed to wash their 🐱, person in the middle was justttt right (me - I’m perfect).