THE PACK IS BACK

HIT THE LINK IN MY BIO… OR ELSE!

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FERRIMOTO OUT NOW!

HIT THE LINK IN THE REPLIES OR IN MY BIO FOR THAT NEW NEW

⛴️⛴️⛴️⛴️⛴️

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@arcangel18181 Yessir it’s been a minute!

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@SponsoredStar Bet, the lobby is up

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@karrahbooo the coldest out rn…

Male or female…

🐐

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@aziah_I9uodala 🤝

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With all due respect, if this is what y’all are looking to dissect, y’all need to tap into Hellojalen’s entire catalogue

[Dissect Podcast @dissectpodcast]

Had to dissect J Cole’s incredible rhyme scheme in “The Secret Recipe” w/ Lil Yachty.

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I REALLY DO THIS RAP SHIT, BRUV!

CLEVER, WITTY, PUNNY, ALL THAT

THE RECENT NEGLECT IS BECAUSE I HATE THIS APP FRFR

PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON IG, THATS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS

JUST SEARCH HELLOJALEN

THIS IS AN X-CLUSIVE THOUGH 😉

⛴️⛴️⛴️⛴️⛴️

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@MikeyB_98 I might be crazy, but this one of my favorite songs ever by him 😭😭😭

One of his most slept on guaranteed

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Wins on Georgeyboy, Banj, Ryan, and J*n this week?

Oooooooooweeeeeee

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@CalciumTTV They said I had a light year
I heard the chatter and the buzz
They were asking “Would he make it?”
I told em “Cut back on the drugs”

1. They’re doubting me? Foolish!
2. It rhymes (enough)
3. Would he ➡️ Woody… Bars
4. The buzz ➡️ Da buzz ➡️ Dabuz…

BARS!

(I was bored, my bad)

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Yeah, I’m getting cooked

Idk about this

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I would also like to point out that hitting 18/21 PK Fires is hilariously accurate and that PK Thunder…

How I hit buddy with the tail twice for the gimp…

I did that for my niggas in the trenches, I know they feel me!

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All this Steve talk has distracted us from the real issue:

Do we ban the Ferry Tech, Ness as a whole, or the player currently known as Hoeless Joe (formerly known as Blackgackt)???

If a weekly 0-2er/1-2er can pull this tech off, imagine it in the hands of the world’s best…

🤯

[THE PACK IS BACK @hellojalen]

All this Steve talk has distracted us from the real issue:

Do we ban the Ferry Tech, Ness as a whole, or the player currently known as Hoeless Joe (formerly known as Blackgackt)???

If a weekly 0-2er/1-2er can pull this tech off, imagine it in the hands of the world’s best…

🤯

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What I truly care about:

I dropped Ferry Pack 2 only 25 days ago…

I have written 32 full songs since then

I don’t think I’ve ever written a song per day (on average) for an entire month before, this is INSANITY

Thru the madness and the badness, my pen will always prevail

👨🏾‍🍼

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IF MY PEN A MAGIC WAND
I GO BY FERRY POTTER

ALL MY BITCHES IS SOME BRATZ
WORDA YASMIN AND SASHA

ALL THE HOES I KICK IT WITH
KNOW I’M NASTY AT SOCCER

THE WAY I STICK TO THE SCRIPT
I MIGHT SNAG ME AN OSCAR

👨🏾‍🍼👨🏾‍🍼👨🏾‍🍼👨🏾‍🍼👨🏾‍🍼

4-Bar Ferry is a force to be reckoned with!

Wake up!!!

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Ness and the creator of the Ferry tech

PK fire, roll, PK fire, roll, PK fire

Batter up!

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@GenericSSB Hoeless Joe will be late but is on his way!

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@DeLay_tweets

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FOR THE CT/NE SMASH ULT FOLKS:

I ran the numbers & made a list of everyone I’ve played MULTIPLE sets against (between my 2 accounts) & put people in 3 groups

1. Winning record vs me
2. Losing
3. Tied

My goals are:

1. Beat whoever I haven’t
2. Get more people on my SHITLIST 😈

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@SsbuUser_448 You been frying my dumbass lately with the bird and the Pokémon 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

Adjustments must be made 🤝

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@DeLay_tweets Yeah you got it 2-1, I vaguely remember game 3 not being entirely close 😅 lmaooooo

And that was 9 months ago, our rematch is surely coming soon!

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Have fun, get better, see results, do what you can with what you’re given, preregister for your locals, take breaks, touch grass, kick ass, and most importantly:

RE-FUCKING-LAX WITH ALL THAT CRYING OVER A GAME WHERE THE DAMN DOG FROM ANIMAL CROSSING FIGHTS LIL CUTE DUMBASS KIRBY

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If you’re gonna play this shit, make sure you’re having fun

Don’t willing sit thru some un-fun shit because that’s what you’ve been doing

You suck? Get better.

You cracked? Cool.

Doesn’t matter what skill level you are: IT MAKES NO SENSE TO COMMIT TO SOMETHING YOU DONT LIKE