Jorden McBee

I feel like Ke$ha in all this glitter.

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

If everyone is moving around you, get out of the left lane

[Chrisspy @Chrisspymakeup]

My hobbies include wearing dark eyeshadow and intimidating men

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

@mchw1115 @heychessikuh You can do anything you set your mind to.

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

Sit back relax sit back relapse again

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

Tell me again how much you miss me.

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

Nobody wants to buy your stupid lipstick.

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

I thought we had a damn good thing, a penny in the couch and a diamond ring.

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

Tbh

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

I'm screaming tbh https://t.co/nfWUV8rWCD

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

When the convenience fees cost as much as you used to pay for the whole ticket.

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

Let's see how that works out.

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

You'd think I'd learn.

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

@heychessikuh what did I just see

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

@heychessikuh he does this with any dog kennel he sees

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

@heychessikuh @tbhjuststop they're my fave

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

Meeeeeeeeee https://t.co/J6WvaFbxWj

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

My MIL came over and turned on Caillou and she's talking about how it's such a good show and I just want to puke

[taylor ♡ @housewifeswag]

Sleep with his father, become his new stepmother and send him to his room. And say "now what motherfucker" 😂👌 https://t.co/Sk2YQIOV4g

[Jorden McBee @hellojorden]

Petty Betty