katherine joy

reasonably charming for a human disaster

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

i really really like this thread & i think it’s a cool example of being kind. i don’t think being kind ever goes in vain- maybe it doesn’t get reciprocated, but that doesn’t mean it was wasted. with that i’m gonna log off for a tic & wish y’all happiest holidays! ❤️

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

@ColinDeverauxxx I am so sorry for you. I will admit, WaWa fits in a niche where the lore does not so much fit with the ACTUAL food quality, but the novelty- and is very much a mecca of drunk/post-drunk food- but you deserve to be whelmed. Next time let me hit ya with my reccs.

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

the fact that i’ve listened to hamilton approx. 127546 times but still JUST realized eliza is teaching philip the same numbers as 10 duel commandments THEN HOMEGIRL SWOOPS IN WITH THE FRENCH ANALYSIS DAMMIT @Lin_Manuel HOW U SO SNEAKY 😭😭😭

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

can confirm

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

my favorite christmas song is “o, holy night” cause it pretends it’s about baby jesus but actually it’s about delivering a diva moment

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

among my smallest but most cherished perks of new york life is when i babysit for people who can ACTUALLY afford to live in new york and they get me a private uber home. NO POOL PEOPLE ON CENTRAL PARK WEST YO 💁🏻‍♀️

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

ugh i wish i had good eggs even if i would still be an inevitable NIGHTMARE in the processing of selling them my genes are just so unmarketable and like, THATS NOT MY FAULT/SHOULDNT PREVENT ME FROM MAKING $10K IF I HAVE THE WILL TO HARVEST MY ORGANS

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

THIS. Attn: @thetimsheridan @TheRock #turboman

[Daniel Sloss @GoodbyeEl0n]

The fact that Dwayne Johnson hasn't done a Christmas movie is very upsetting. In all honesty all I actually want for Christmas is a remake of Jingle All The Way but with The Rock.

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

@PattiMurin @colton ALSO LET’S ALL BRING OUR DOGS HERE’S MINE she’s wearing a sheriff’s hat and will police all message board haters & ladies in it for the wrong reasons

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

@PattiMurin @colton third-wheelsies? or i guess fifth. but like. you get it.

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

i don’t think there is anybody in new york who loves me more than the man at the arepas truck and honestly there are worse places to be in life

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

I RESENT THIS BECAUSE IT IS TRUE IN A WAY I AM NOT ADULT ENOUGH TO ACCEPT YET

[Karl Hinze @karlkarlbobarl]

growing up is realizing that your best self is your Hufflepuff self

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

@PattiMurin @colton i’m just really into this friendship

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

i want anything in this world to look at me with the tenderness @Lin_Manuel looks at a stranger who does or does not know who he is

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

HERE IT IS!!!! New BILLY ON THE STREET with @Lin_Manuel!!!! Watch Lin and I hit the street to find out if ANYBODY IS HAPPY.

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

gonna leave this thread here for enjoyment; side note, social justice grad school ruins christmas a little

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

um watching rudolph and valid only one-glass-of-wine-induced question, what happens to the rest of the reindeer who don’t make santa’s sled team?!

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

hot take: the donuts/breakfast sandwiches at most street carts usurp the pastries/breakfast items at most dining establishments & in 2019 i will plan to remember that and carry more cash accordingly

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

i would like to state for the record that there are some times- even, if not especially- in your final week of grad school, that getting a little drunk & bantering with an irish bartender is more important than finishing your work. this is my story & i am sticking to it.

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

i have so much work to do but my eyes just keep wanting to close what is the balanced way to rectify this

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

also, there is a time in the near if not immediate future where human children are going to know they were brought into this world because mom & dad went to santacon.

[katherine joy @hellok8sheridan]

i’m not saying all men who go to santacon are date rapists i’m just saying i would like to see a venn diagram of male santacon participants and dude who were a liiiitle too defensive about brett kavanaugh yknow?