I legit wanna know why it takes so long for males to poop. Babe, get off Instagram, it takes you long enough already. I gotta get ready for work.
#dailythoughts
I’m missing something here. How did I go from listening to @mulaney to it being suggested I need these next two options in my life? Don’t get me wrong, love me some Sesame Street, but I am confused.
I wonder what it’s like to have a set daywalker, 9-5 schedule. Like, how do you people even deal with rush hour? And your weekends are always so crowded!
Ew. No thanks.
Woke up and tried to scratch my nose but accidentally punched myself in the face because depth perception without glasses isn’t my strong suit apparently
I have ADHD like whoa. I have tattoos. I also wear glasses.🤓 On occasion, I’ll get in the shower and be like omg do I have dirt on me?! Do I have a bruise?!? Did a pen explode on my entire left thigh??!?!?! 😱
Nope, that’s just an expensive amount of skin that I forgot about.
Just watched the #WheelOfTime on Amazon last week so maybe the characters and story will be easier to stay with as I attempt reading EotW for genuine the 5th time #wordyAF (I’ve never gotten further than a quarter way through)