kelly

i am not to be truffled with.

[kelly @hellokell0]

Ike throws shell and it sinks: that shell is not flamboyant.
Me: it’s just boyant
Ike, holds up bright pink shell: oh. right. Well that one IS flamboyant, huh?

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sully: piano is so stupid. It’s just moving your fingers around and music comes out…

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Ike: I paid sully a dollar to belly flop.
James: oh yeah?
Ike: yeah, with the money I’m making now I can afford things like that..

[kelly @hellokell0]

Birdie: you know how in the old ages when there was money and they would say, “keep the change!”?

🤦🏼‍♀️

[kelly @hellokell0]

me: I don’t know like two weeks or so..
Ike: A FORTNIGHT ?!

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Me: what’s your baby doll’s name?
Birdie: George Washington. She’s gonna be a great general someday.

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Ike: seems like they’re making such a big deal about one game…

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me: what do you want for your birthday?
Birdie: hmmm… I’m like really into technology things right now.

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Birdie, trying to express our dog’s silliness: Peggy is such a main character!

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Ahem @chelsielauren05

[kelly @hellokell0]

me: what does jalopy mean?
Ike: it’s a type of lizard.
Me: really? No it’s not!
Ike: yeah from the southern regions of Australia. It’s cousin to the Komodo dragon.
Me: oh. Ok 🤷🏼‍♀️
Ike: just kidding. It means a car. An old one, I think.

#thanks10yearold

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Sully completed a color by number picture in his math workbook. I said, “sully- you’re supposed to match the color with the answer.” “Nah. I don’t like it when it tells me what colors to color. I’ll color it the way I want to.”

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Wordle 210 4/6

⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[kelly @hellokell0]

Birdie thinks the phrase you say when someone sneezes is “flush you!”

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Ike, talking to sully and birdie: stop it! You guys are acting like children!

🥸😆

[kelly @hellokell0]

sully, while we were making Christmas cookies: I feel something inside me. Inside my belly there’s this happy feeling. I think it’s joy?
🥺🥺😍😍

[kelly @hellokell0]

Sully: Ike, let’s combine our money!
Ike: nah, I don’t think our vision for the money would align.

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Ike, watching iron man 2: I like that they have this really strong woman. Usually women are portrayed as weak and always needing a man’s help.

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Me: Ike?
Ike: I’m indisposed at the moment!
Me: … you what?
Ike: ugh! I’m in the bathroom.

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me: and who is the poet?
Ike: Alfred Lloyd Fredrickson.
#closeenough