chronic peruserer

oaur naur she’s posting on her public diary again

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

Being told by the daughter of a patient with dementia that I was an asset to my job and one of the kindest and most patient people she had met since her dad was diagnosed really was one of the best things a stranger has said to me in a long time

[albion’s sneed @ferretbranca]

in a bad place right now (northern virginia)

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

finally accepted a big part of adulthood is feeling suicidal at the check out whilst paying for your basic essentials to live

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

Wasted my time chasing degrees when I shoulda been a female DJ

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

whats your bronouns? lately im partial to big dawg

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

@ all the little parking meter and parking lot attendants: rot in hell

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

I am so tired of people pretending that freeze dried fruits are good

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

I’m sick of people pretending like nickleback isn’t good

[໊ @sonohoor]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

Why is someone moaning in the bathroom stall next to me at AUS

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

Bring back public executions (of pedophiles) and whooping your kids (when they’re having tantrums in the store)

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

What’s something that shouldn’t be insulting but is, I’ll start,

When your wax lady tells you to hold your fupa back

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

Another day of sitting in my car for lunch and crying

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

She finally called me her best friend 🎉

[Debbie Gallagher's enemy  @kiwkiwkiwki]

me cos my best friend moved 796 mi away from me

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

Jokingly saying white is right to my mostly white coworkers as a very clearly woman of color

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

I am a matcha hater

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

@kiwkiwkiwki You already have a mentally disabled dog why do you need a physically disabled one too

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

Gardening ✅
Sewing ✅
Crocheting ✅
Embroidering ✅
Baking sweet treats ✅
Trinket collecting ✅
Matching sleep sets and muumuus ✅
Being in bed by 7pm ✅

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

What do you mean I have to go to bed hungry if I want to lose weight

[chronic peruserer @hellokerii]

@kiwkiwkiwki Yes