Kerry DeVito

Offline: eating pizza, writing fiction, reading books. ✨📚🍕👋🏻 she/her

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

@realBrookNash atlantis

[Kat Boogaard @kat_boogaard]

👋🏻 Just a friendly reminder that there's a big difference between having the *time* to do something and having the *energy* to do something.

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

@realBrookNash SmarterChild

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

Driving an hour and a half for a mom hug is always the best choice.

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

Why is my timeline a lagoon of twitter bros

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

@realBrookNash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

@ColleenAkins 🥹

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

Anybody in Worcester, MA know where I can donate formula and diapers?

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

Putting contacts in after months of wearing glasses.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

"If you’re not enjoying me right now, can I ask for your patience? I’m like a London bus. There’ll be another me along in a minute." An ode to mood swings, by James Parker: https://t.co/hI6N6NlN3Y

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

@realBrookNash 😂

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

Here's how to know when you have too many tabs open:

A Google Doc you're in has just one other lingering cursor. And it's...you. In another tab. 🫠

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

“What’d you do for your birthday?”

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

@NikkiC2H6O Omg I love that booook

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

@realBrookNash banana

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Peace and quiet is so underrated. 😮‍💨

[Brooklin Nash @realBrookNash]

Don’t move that—it’s a load-bearing em dash.

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

Rediscovering a writing project from a few years ago that I'm reviving for @NaNoWriMo, complete with character analyses and *gasp* an outline?!? 👀

[Kerry DeVito @hellokerryrose]

I need a sign in my office that says "today is not Friday you idiot"

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l⭐️❤️🦋🎄💄 @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh