Vanessa

speak up even if your voice shakes and never let boys be mean to you

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

How to be me: play solitaire at the bar

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

Do you remember LimeWire or are you too young to be following me?

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

I’d really like to meet the people out there who are eating candy corn.

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

Do y’all think I should get bangs?

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

Asking for a friend.. would you drink a Bud Light Pumpkin Spice Hard Seltzer?

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

@cnc101290 Love this for youuu 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

Urgent RFI:
Do you put pickles ON your grilled cheese?

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

@cnc101290 @ChuckBengele luv u 2

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

Demi Lovato may not have played at the bars tonight BUT MY LYFT DRIVER HAS MY FRICKEN BACK AND PLAYED IT FOR ME ON THE RIDE HOME #SORRYNOTSORRY 💅🏼💕✌🏼

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

Guys!!

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

He bought me a ring pop. You can say it’s kind of getting serious.

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

When ur mom & dad stayed out until 2:30 am, but also want to have a party at 1:00 pm so you’re tryna run the household

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

@chickaletty #MVP

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

Just wondering...

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

How to know you are a real adult and there is no turning back: wake up at 8 am on a Saturday and think it's super late

[Lo @laurenehubbard]

PSA: The new iPhone costs $999.

The entire Cracker Barrel menu costs $887.71

...make smart choices.

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

"Zylophone" @peteygeez @cassiecarcia @DarkAsianRises
#IsPolandAContinent? #WhyDoYouNeedALicenseAt2AM?

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

@SpasticWalker https://t.co/ypwOylr8mD

[miricle made up of particles @miri_kat]

The only consistent relationship I've had over the last 10 years has been with Coldplay 🤔

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

@mctigue93 Buddy I'm crying!!

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

two types of ppl:
1. Christine w/phantom
2. Christine w/~*raoul*~

[Vanessa @hellolochness]

@penguins someone pls relay to the team that PPG Paints Arena is SOLD OUT & cheering louder than Nashville haters! #LETSGOPENS #CITYOFCHAMPS