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local cryptid who is enjoying hockey 🏒 | #SeaKraken #TheFutureisTeal

[l o y c e @helloloyce]

I have just literally never understood anything in my life and that’s so sexy of me

[l o y c e @helloloyce]

flying from seattle vs new york is crazy bc wdym it takes me 25 min to get to seatac from the city and it takes 25 min to get from jfk to jfk

[Adil Haque @AdHaque110]

New York City is a charming small town where the mayor knows his hecklers by name.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

every day I see a new report saying things are happening so much sooner than we expected and are sooooo much worse than we feared and it still feels like no one cares

we’re really gonna “nothing ever happens” our way into extinction

[Nene @nenemyun]

Ok Mamdani this is getting out of hand

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Welcome to San Jose Jacob Trouba. ✍️

[lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 6/21 in Cancer: Nothing was unnecessary. And yet you felt that more could be efficient. Some heartless way. With flowers.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Cancer szn

[flo ⊹🦈 @clairbrini]

anyway don’t be a stranger

[Sharks on NBCS @NBCSSharks]

Your 2025-26 San Jose Sharks

A season we'll never forget 🩵

[jade @ekyszn]

eky’s last game as a shark was this amazing game and i think it’s just an amazing way to end his chapter with them. every single goal scorer this day was part of the younger core and it just sucks that eky isn’t gonna be there to see everyone grow

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Eky, thank you for your five years in Teal. 💙

[laia applesauced :P @cherrysauced]

dude 😞😞😞

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

10/10, no notes

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I think part of what makes this account’s work so satisfying is they are doing a form of pattern recognition that is computerlike in many ways but actually requires a soul to pull off. Proof humans are still on top

[AdequateEmily 🔜 Fantasia 2026 @AdequateEmily]

“Don’t make this a thing” is so funny

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Good lord this edit. Insane.

[Nick Walker @nw3]

Mayor Mamdani at today’s Puerto Rico Day Parade.