macy k

snacktown saddie / your mom’s crush

[macy k @hellomacyk]

just remembered i have twitter. so thought I'd let you all know that I listened to Meatloaf's "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" like 70 times today.

[macy k @hellomacyk]

2009 me was not the main character but boy did she think she was

[macy k @hellomacyk]

@GriffRM The American dream

[macy k @hellomacyk]

@Apple Watches are just sexy Gen Z beepers

[macy k @hellomacyk]

I’ve been working on my mental health. So now when I have intrusive thoughts I just say “girl, rude” out loud and hope my brain learned her lesson.

[macy k @hellomacyk]

just when I thought I’ve met everyone, I meet someone else. this human thing is exhausting.

[macy k @hellomacyk]

if i had to choose a rapper name it would be Sharti B for exactly the reason you think

[macy k @hellomacyk]

i wonder if this man’s parents knew his profession would be bus driver when they named him Norbert.

[macy k @hellomacyk]

@luxurytrash_ the song Gay Bar obviously

[macy k @hellomacyk]

hearing @nickkroll talk about the multiple times he has shit his pants as a grown man makes me feel so much better about the one time I explosively soiled my jeans as an adult lady person.

[macy k @hellomacyk]

trauma sprinkling is okay. trauma dumping is not okay.

[macy k @hellomacyk]

@labellacanta @GriffRM lulz

[macy k @hellomacyk]

all the people who found out they’re gay during quarantine because of TikTok are now triggered by the intro of Shania Twain’s “Man! I Feel Like a Woman”

[macy k @hellomacyk]

I’m not sure I’ll ever understand the pink accented camouflage people.

[macy k @hellomacyk]

if my funeral isn’t sponsored by @sheetz i’m going to haunt the ever loving shitz out of the lot of ya

[macy k @hellomacyk]

don’t ask me which iPhone I have. I literally don’t know

[macy k @hellomacyk]

sapphic love songs > hetero love songs

[macy k @hellomacyk]

if Mother Teresa launched a sunglasses line, they’d be called Pray-Bans. 🙏🏽

[macy k @hellomacyk]

i don’t like it when my dog licks his paws and makes direct eye contact with me. it feels deeply personal.

[macy k @hellomacyk]

“We are all just a puke window waiting (3 years) to be cleaned.”
@DanaLouBruinsma #pukewindow

[macy k @hellomacyk]

hot people make me anxious. that’s why i got rid of all the mirrors in my house.