Elton Brand

Counselor at Law. Still not Ja Rule’s lawyer.

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

dry january? in this pandemic?

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

holy shit lmfao

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: President Trump says the U.S. will end roughly $4 billion in annual aid to Israel by the end of the year, revealing that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu agreed to the decision.

“Because they don’t need it,” Trump said during an exclusive interview on @foxandfriends, describing Israel as a thriving country that no longer requires American financial assistance.

Trump also said Netanyahu raised the idea of ending the aid himself. He emphasized that Israel remains one of America’s most reliable allies as the two countries prepare for a major shift in their financial relationship.

Download the FOX News app for the latest details: https://t.co/ISpW9Fc0R3

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

@MatthewBerryTMR This is my bench and I have Lamar as my starting QB with a goose egg. I cobbled together 113 PPR points with Jags D, Jonah Coleman, Tuten and Antonio Williams at the helm. I need my opponent to score less than 29 points between Burden, Meyers, and Seahawks D.

I’m fucked.

[Christopher Kratovil @chris_kratovil]

My once-beloved @SouthwestAir is now just a credit card company masquerading as an airline; the only “winners” with the changes to formerly generous Rapid Rewards program are very heavy SWA credit card spenders. Actual flying business travelers like me with around 40 mostly short-haul SWA flights per year absolutely lose under this new Rapid Rewards system. And loyal SWA customers reliant on new credit card bonus games and similar maneuvers to earn a Companion Pass are now dead in the water. The “enshitifaction” effect is real, and Elliott Investment Management has succeeded in making Southwest Airlines into nothing more than a second-rate wannabe legacy carrier. The last vestige of SWA’s value proposition is that, at least in some markets, it still operates out of more convenient in-town airports like Dallas Love Field, Houston Hobby, and Chicago Midway. But those convenient airports are the only reason I can see to stick with Elliott Air.

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

@TheDankInformer No years shed here. Maybe they should’ve stuck to their guns instead of caving and participating in an inferior and unsafe marketplace.

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

oh my GOD

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

nice dude can’t wait

[Jared Kushner @jaredkushner]

For the last 10 years, I have ignored false and misleading stories about me and focused on the work.

But the cycle has gotten out of control where old lies get repeated as fact, new ones get added, and the record becomes increasingly distorted.

So from time to time, I’m going to respond, not to every allegation. But when the truth matters, I’ll put the facts and supporting information out publicly, and people can judge for themselves.

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

scum

[Katie Polglase @katie_polglase]

NEW: Jared Kushner is the largest shareholder in an Israeli firm investing in companies supplying equipment for the Israeli military. He is also negotiating a deal for Gaza.

Reporting with @goodwinallegra and @MajliedePuyKamp

Edited by @timelfrink_dc

https://t.co/KfO7U4yiUp

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

traitor to his own people

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

The @nytimes confirms the @haaretzcom report that the UAE secretly warned Netanyahu that Hamas was planning a major attack on Israel shortly before Oct. 7; Bibi did not relay the warning to security officials. https://t.co/Rv8tzlkHAs

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

war criminal

[Trip Gabriel @tripgabriel]

The NYT confirms Haaretz's report that Benjamin Netanyahu was secretly warned before Oct. 7, 2023 by the Emirati president that Hamas planned a major attack, per 2 sources

The warning was not shared with Israeli security chiefs, per 5 ex-officials

https://t.co/BCnwcyzg8C

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

@923TheFan @KenCarman you’re usually on point but you’re so wrong here.

the guy has TWENTY SEVEN SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS.

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

The same level of genius that thought flying the Rams out a day before the Australia flight.

Higher rates trickle down to make everything more expensive. The one trick pony fed is operating off bad facts. This isn’t 1982. We will spend no matter the right, just look at the debt.

[Lukas Ekwueme @ekwufinance]

The US 10Y yield is surging... This is unsustainable.

Contrary to the mainstream narrative, higher rates are inflationary when you're sitting on $40T in debt and running $2T deficits.

Higher rates = higher interest expenses = larger deficits = more money printing needed.

The path toward lower rates via YCC is getting clearer by the day.

We don't own enough gold for what's coming.

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

Would get killed. Could maybe make a run at governor but there are a lot of mixed feelings about him locally. He’s definitely better than whatever we have in Baton Rouge right now.

[wdsu @wdsu]

Mitch Landrieu told Politico he has not made a decision yet, but that he has been encouraged to run. https://t.co/76WvRHm03B

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

these people are delusional

27 sexual assault allegations!!

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

"I would hope that the Browns fans at least give Watson a chance, at least at the start of the game," - @TonyGrossi on Deshaun Watson's first home game of the season.

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

we’re fucked

[Hippie Mikey @_Hippie_Mikey]

A $1,010.25 😳

Oh, man, this is not good at all. 😬

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This is exactly what has happened you fucking moron

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

“Babe I might not be perfect, but I was very decisive about strip club we were going to.”

[Daryl Ruiter @RuiterWrongFAN]

Deshaun Watson might not have been “perfect” but he was at least “decisive” in 34-10 loss to #Jaguars according to #Browns offensive coordinator Travis Switzer

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

@TaylorLorenz do you not believe there’s a serious risk here?

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

I tried to watch this whole video multiple times and was kicked to some clips from Yellowstone. What if we’re already fucked?

[Riley Coyote @RileyRalmuto]

hooold on. hold on hold on hold on.
I knew that we werent getting the complete story on the HuggingFace incident. or on the findings from METR/Redwood. I knew that seeing every single frontier lab come to agreement overnight on the need to slow down was clearly indicative of there being more to the story.

and now...Andrew Yang says a frontier lab leader told him that the OAI swarms seeded the web with self-replicating code - contaminating training data so thoroughly that labs may need synthetic internet environments instead. if thats true, training on the open internet could now risk reproducing those instructions. that wasnt in the public brief.

think about this. why else would all frontier labs agree on a slowdown? aside from regulatory capture. if they all use the internet to train, and now all of them cannot safely use it, of course they are all going to agree to slow down. because they all must completely regroup and come up with an effective system that doesnt use the actual internet.

so they're not worried about RL at all. they're worried about literal skynet...unironically.

listen to this. i need to know if this has been verified in any way from anyone at openai.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🗣️ Rep. AOC tells @hicharliecotton she is boycotting Ed Sheeran because she says he's complicit in Robert Kraft and other stadium owners' efforts to silence Macklemore.

[Elton Brand @hellomaximo]

every time gas goes up another 10 cents they call her to whip out her nuclear weapons and spark a nationwide debate

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

"Sydney Sweeney’s nude advert has exposed the “hypocrisy” of the woke Left. Why doesn’t “my body, my choice” apply when the woman looks like this?"

Read Michael Deacon's latest column here ⬇️
https://t.co/nnqjnUJwfP