megan

look alive, sunshine

[megan @hellomegansmith]

do u ever wanna take ur brain out and blow it out like a gameboy cartridge to see if it'll work better?

[roman † @CUT2FLESH]

tomorrow marks one year since the louvre heist and i still think we moved on far too quickly from someone stealing actual crown jewels in the age of ai and computers. imagine pulling off an old-fashioned jewellery heist in the year of our lord 2025.

[tea stoner 📚 93/95 @bookbeduion]

Sadly true

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I actually think we SHOULD ruin the futures of adult men who druġ and gang r@pe a woman, YES thanks for asking.

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

yep, google would return to having a decent search function, i wouldn’t have to double-check every viral wildlife video to see if it’s fake, the AI bots would stop replying to tweets chatting nonsense, & the scam emails would drop off again

sounds great to me!

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[csz @cszabla]

the concept of “hand weaving memory” sounds like something from a postmodern version of greek mythology

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

this will always be way more entertaining to me than a big superpowered face-off #sorry

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

This amazing website, called "Worse on Purpose," is cataloguing all the ways companies are deliberately and secretively degrading their own products

As usual, in most cases the culprit is private equity extracting enormous sums while everyone else is left worse off.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

a lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. it happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. that’s what i think of when i read about data centers.

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[megan @hellomegansmith]

I got a shoutout in pilates today, you literally cant tell me anything rn

[megan @hellomegansmith]

@anevelux hopefully both of these things will occur!!!

[megan @hellomegansmith]

@anevelux thank you 🥹❤️❤️ im currently seeing if my friend can swing it 🤞 ty for ur help as always, ilysm im so excited to see you again!!

[megan @hellomegansmith]

@anevelux z ive been building my itinerary for your wedding weekend since I got home and opened my invite, I am so excited

[𝒸ℴ𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒸ℯ @merricatsmelody]

I agree with this. Once you start reading classics and good literary fiction it’s hard to go back, even if you aren’t intentionally being a snob about it.

[James @James32980438]

In the original test a greater indication of what the child would choose was how their parents/guardians behaved: if they were constantly being lied to or tricked by the adults in their life, they would take the marshmallow because they assumed the second one was a lie. Generational level of that going on now.

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

Since Flock loves to track our locations, it only seems fair that we know theirs.

Flock Safety's new GA plant is located at 1885 Mitchell Rd, Smyrna, GA 30082

Flock went to great lengths to keep that address hidden.

That probably means it should be public info.