Haley Courtney

✨💌💄👽☕️// whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on // she/her // ig: hellomisshaley

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Being rude to me unprovoked really wakes up the menace buried deep inside. Like I choose to live my life on cutie patootie juice but it’s some four loko back here somewhere. Let’s be very clear

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Me at my local AMC tomorrow afternoon:

[Haley Courtney @hellomisshaley]

Janet from The Valley is genuinely the worst person. She is literally so embarrassing. Does she not realize she’s on camera and everyone can like….see what she’s said???? Like this is unwatchable. #TheValley

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

“you’re so hard to please” bro im literally impressed by trees and moving water

[Rick Zhampagne 🍁 ♊️ @RickZhampagne]

Honestly the more I'm seeing the cast of In The City, the less sense Carl’s exclusion makes 🧐

He finally had a great Summer House season, repaired things with Lindsay (somewhat), opened Soft Bar IN THE DAMN CITY…

Yet some genius at Bravo apparently went:
“Actually… let’s bring Danielle back”

Like WHAT?! Who asked for this?! 😱

#SummerHouse ☀️ #InTheCity

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

first lunatic in my family to be self aware

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

“happy to hop on a call” i would actually rather join a 14th century monastery

[❀ @deallium]

source? i went on a walk and the trees told me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Life after you accept you’re a little intense

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[Kez @KezMR_]

LGBTQ+ Thing. We calling him Pride Rock

[gambit’s lawyer @gambitluvclub]

Supports: can one of the tanks peel please
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