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[✨soda somollyaye✨ @hellomollz]

I like my mac 'n cheese the way I like my coffee: The whole pot to myself even though the suggested serving size is 1/3 of the pot.

[✨soda somollyaye✨ @hellomollz]

@jareddeckmusic WITH CROP TOPS

[✨soda somollyaye✨ @hellomollz]

Idk what I have done to bring all the bearded long haired artistic men to the yard but PRAISE THE LAWD

[✨soda somollyaye✨ @hellomollz]

After some reciprocal flirting, a man offered to be my henchman. This is the kind of devotion I’m lookin’ for.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

For those who don't know, Wildwood is the first in a series of children's books by Colin Meloy, lead singer of the Decemberists. It's a delightfully Narnia-esque tale about a Portland girl whose baby brother is carried away by birds. Read it, and then go see this movie.

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

SNAP and WIC funding runs out in 9 days

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

ICE is really upset that local businesses in Chicago and Seattle won’t let them use the potty and I just have to admit, I apologize to the 3rd Amendment for previously underestimating its importance

[ms.ramos @thekaylaramos]

You have to have the courage to say no to the the things that are almost what you want but not quite. That’s the real test

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

I don't know how someone could cut something like this down and still sleep at night.
It's like killing a god.

[Beefsteak 🐄 @ol_scarbrain]

The best description I’ve ever gotten over the phone at work was when I asked which paw a dog was having issues with and this guy said “passenger side, front paw”.

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

meeting one truly alive person can reset your sense of what life is meant to be

misery is contagious but so is joy

[RathGames @RathGames]

I cant believe I was about to be angry at Merriam-Webster. Sorry I didnt understand your game.

[t. @taeseru]

parenting taught me just how many people are losing their minds because they’re touch starved and need to eat

[✨soda somollyaye✨ @hellomollz]

These are the same meme

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

This is what I mean when I say 👀

[✨soda somollyaye✨ @hellomollz]

Yesterday while driving away, my partner shouted to me and the group we had been chatting with, “Cosmically - I love you all cosmically… and one of you biblically.” Then sped off.

[KopitesForever @kop_socialista]

The whole purpose of this account isn’t that there’s beauty in England, it’s that everyone lives near natural beauty and it’s up to you to go explore and take joy in it

[✨soda somollyaye✨ @hellomollz]

Any of ‘em selling a bus or camper?

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I fell into this rabbit hole on Tiktok and they are literally quitting their jobs and selling their cars and shit 💀💀💀

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jimmy Kimmel’s full comments on Charlie Kirk which led to his show being taken off air indefinitely.

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

The relationship you have with uncertainty is in direct correlation to how successful you will become.

[✨soda somollyaye✨ @hellomollz]

I now see my Open G center as a fun thing. When I’m getting dressed I get to truly ask, “okay, who am I gonna be today?”