ria

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I love being home, in oversized clothes, looking ugly in peace

[cinco @buttabums]

i do not play about that toilet being closed when flushing

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

For someone who's very lazy, I actually work very hard. I can't explain it

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

“it’s been a rough-ass week”

— me, in the middle of Monday

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decision anyone as ever made omg

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i do not mess around about going home at all, i go home quickly. i love going home.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Job interviews are always like, “What can you do?”

Sir, I’m a millennial born in the ‘90s. Just tell me what I need to know, and I’ll master it in three days.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

minus the resting bitch face and the grumpiness and the hateful things i say i do think i am a ball of sunshine

[Kristen @Kica333]

My main goal when I’m out in public is to not run into anyone I know.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

wine drunk doesn’t even announce itself. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as fvck 😭

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I hate an uneducated hater. do some research, dumb bitch.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Cats are hilarious. They'll act like they can't hear a word you're saying, all while those little ears are angled directly at you. Nice try. Stop ignoring me, you menace.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Why tf do I keep convincing myself I can get ready in 15 minutes when I’ve repeatedly proven that I can’t

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Six @likethenumber6]

Micro cheat on me and see how I Macro overly superiority magma cum laude cheat on you bitch

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Things cat owners of multiple cats do:
Ask 1 cat where the other cat is

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

What’s the corporate way of saying, “I’m not fucking doing that”