@MikeyNohMore Sam is the only lolcow that is aware of his nature and puts the majority of his energy into keeping his lolcow impulses in check, but every now and then shit slips through the cracks
@Howlingmutant0@jamesxhorror The principles of horror are that James likes to jerk off to attractive people getting murdered by freaks and doesn't want employed people to participate in that
Mystery Grove after writing an 86 page scientific paper about why free subscribers need to be flattened with with a giant cartoon mallet
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