Seinfeld Tweets

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No, no, I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special.

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If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer.

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He's a male bimbo...He's a mimbo!

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You may know it better as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me.

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Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.

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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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I don't know if it's possible, but could you people conduct the psychopath convention down the hall?

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Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.

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Speaking of ex's, my ex-boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I'm really tired today.

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I've always been a stall man.

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You're killing independent George.

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This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like...you're almost glad to be handicapped.

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Vomitting is not a deal breaker. If Hitler had vomitted on Chamberlain, Chamberlain still would have given him Czechoslovakia.

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You, my friend, have crossed the line between man and bum.

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Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished squeal of Pigman cries out!

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The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!

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You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

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The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli!

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I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone whose protege is a hack.