hellolydia

Right. Writer. Rightest.

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@spaceLenny Slightly lessened?

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Look out, world. I just put "slightly better coffee" on my shopping list.

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Underwear and Internet access should be free.

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I thought I had a headache the exact size and shape of a headband. Turns out I was just wearing a headband.

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Have you guys ever tried chocolate milk? That stuff's amazing.

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@spaceLenny kjsdjhbewbhlhefw

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@spaceLenny Mais oui.

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I've been eating a lot of toast, and I feel like it's really helping me become the woman I've always wanted to be.

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When it's not dark outside at 9:00 at night, I assume apocalypse, which makes this time of year very unsettling.

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So many grapes, so little time.

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Put perfume on for Internet video call today. Just want future me to read this and see where our head was halfway through 2015.

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I can't go to sleep until I take the trash out, so I'll be awake forever if anyone needs me.

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Spent the past hour screaming, "I don't understand!" while scrubbing cat pee off the floor. Today is going to be a roaring success.

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Hey, which app calculates the probability of dying alone based on how many meals you've eaten alone each week and graphs it over time?

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@spaceLenny http://t.co/50cAOwfS8G

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@spaceLenny http://t.co/szkuwZPyDl

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I like people what knows how to think about the world. For context, I also love GIFs of Paul McCartney winking.

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Cucumbers are the new carrots.

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You can't spell persevere without severe.

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When I become famous and am asked, "What's the cure for a broken heart?" I'll say, "I don't know, but let's see if it's cereal."