#1 deer hater

Twitter is for nerds, gross. I will tweet about college football and NASCAR I’m sorry. buffs/broncos|Avs/frost| all around Denver homer

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

God bless the USA 🇺🇸

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

The rancher in alamosa who threatened to shoot any rocketeer on sight, I genuinely hope you go to jail. That is quite literally assault.

[🔆 Raccoon Girl 🫀❄️✨ @CrisprChild]

Worked alongside ranchers for years. I can count on one hand the times I went on a ranch and the land wasn't over grazed. Never met a more misanthropic careless antisocial class of people. Giant ranch houses with shiny new trucks and nothing but resent for their own incompetence

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

@GP1867 Building stadiums for the World Cup is always a bad idea for the host country tbh. Idk why fifa put it in the us but wasting millions of tax payer dollars on it is dumb

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

People saying the hydraulics in a passenger jet would look cleaner if spacex built them omg we need to nuke that company.

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

The coast guard is the only branch of the armed forces that is genuinely useful to the average American. It’s insane the disrespect they get (probably cause the other branches know this)

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

Other than the game of soccer being mind numbing to watch international soccer is kinda super fun. If only I wasn’t American maybe I’d actually like the sport but rugby just totally dunks on it

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

The albertan seperatists aren’t half as serious as the quebecois until they field a team in this league

[failed @unnamedbutalone]

Thought the FIFA World Cup was the ultimate challenge.

Then I discovered the World Cup for non-FIFA teams 💀

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

American football needs to steal soccers drip with those scarves. Fuck it American soccer needs to steal international soccers drip with the scarves all the American ones I’ve seen are mid

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

Primarily because I’m not a raging Nazi (image on the left) and I like to live near an city (image on the right)

[gigi 𓂃⋆.˚ @p0lar_fawn]

if you’re american, how do you not choose to live in one of these areas???

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

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[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: England are reportedly having a hard time trying to adapt to the temperature in the USA.

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

Am I rooting for the usmnt? Yes but also if Croatia and New Zealand don’t do well I might kill myself

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

I really don’t understand why Europe is a continent. Ig culturally sorta but really it’s Asia. Least claim to continent hood ever

[Jacob Hayseed @HiraethHayseed]

Europe's shape is just better than every other continent

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

You gotta feel for stars fans. They genuinely do not have shit better to do than put this shit on my timeline. Like can’t yall watch the rangers or something. World Cup is about to be on. Or maybe even the actual Stanley cup final series.

[OttersBetter @20EvilRoy]

So did MacKinnon, Makar, Necas, Nelson, Nichushkin, Wedgewood, Landeskog, Kadri, Lehkonen, Toews, Malinski, Kelly, Roy, Burns, Drury, Colton, O’Connor Blackwood, Kulak, Blankenburg, Bednar, Hakstol, Pratt, McFarland, Sakic, Kroenke and your dad for not shooting you into a napkin

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

@Wolf1969pack @flippin_2 They weren’t American

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

Was also true across all the hs I knew that had teams.

[🇵🇸MackMacTalksBack 🇵🇸 @MackMacTlksBack]

When I was partying in Greek life the frat brothers would warn girls away from the hockey players. Even their own brothers. Think about that.

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

@DarkJoker333 @Spiteful_Design @ArmedJ0y Ok this is smaller and in a different position which like fixes the problem with it. It’s on the wrong side still but that’s preference

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

I have genuine opinions about the ak platforms ergonomics but also the ak is the only gun I’ve ever gotten bit by the bolt (twice) trying to operate it. I know it’s a skill issue but like you can’t skill issue an ar like that

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

@ArmedJ0y @DarkJoker333 @Spiteful_Design Yeah no they seem more fun to compete lowk but that’s cause they suck more than ARs. Takes more skill and the drip is better.

[Harm's Whey @Harms_Whey13]

The killdozer guy was a loser and if you think he was cool you're an even bigger loser

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

@DarkJoker333 @Spiteful_Design @ArmedJ0y What??? The saftey is borderline the worst part 😭