Lauren Selfridge

🛋 Therapist 😆 Comedian 🎙 Podcast host @NWIOpodcast 🏳️‍🌈♥️ Black Lives Matter

[Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge]

I’d trade some Halloween candy to hear a mashup of @brianjoralvarez’s “Sittim” with Disney’s “Colors of the Wind.”

[Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge]

@brianjoralvarez @remiwolf After watching this I listened to @remiwolf’s new single “Prescription” and it was so good it broke my phone a little.

[Maria Bamford @mariabamfoo]

❤️Thank You @washingtonpost for this review of my Memoir "Sure, I'll Join Your Cult!"

👀 Read it HERE -> https://t.co/ntd8acVryn

[Maria Bamford @mariabamfoo]

OH MY CHRIST. Yay!
My mom would have lost her mind. 

Thanks to all for the support and Encouragement - wowee.

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

i say this with a lot of love and compassion, from the bottom of my heart: whose number is this

[Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge]

@alexandermoss I’ve always felt this way about clapter…

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

we all have that one friend who is someone we met and became friends with

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Hell yes. Because I booked with my @CapitalOne Venture card, my hotel gave me a free upgrade to a room with double toilet paper.

[Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge]

Heard some loud sounds outside tonight (kind of like a “boom boom boom”). Thinking of posting on Nextdoor Forum about it.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Continuing my annual 4th of July tradition of walking the streets screaming “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!” for nine hours to counteract the effect of fireworks on dogs.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

what if you got home from work and your wife was making phones for dinner @blackmirror

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

one thing about new york city is there are a lot of buildings

[Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge]

@boogers4ever This is why it’s helpful to poll the general public. Thanks Craig! Gonna keep watching then.

[Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge]

Black Mirror can actually be kinda creepy/scary for some episodes, right?

[Lauren Selfridge @HelloSelfridge]

@devincf Tweet whatever you want the rest of your life! We’re always changed, as long as we’re letting life have us. This thread touched me. Thanks for sharing.

[Emma Pope @emmerpope]

Mom at a new restaurant

[Amy Silverstein, author @ajsilverstein16]

I will be closing down my Twitter in 2 weeks. Meanwhile:
My Transplanted Heart and I Will Die Soon https://t.co/9ko3Eu53oK

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Whenever I fly, I pack a garbage bag filled with loose meat to save money. It costs $50 to check it but I more than make that back in what I save not eating out.