Alex Moss

superstar of stage and screen

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

Something I wrote that will now live forever

[Points in Case @PointsinCase]

If you devote even an hour to cooking, odds are one of your kids will end up in the emergency room. Again! (by @alexandermoss) https://t.co/6hyYH2rFXF

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

@POPSUGARUK Ser Criston Cole? More like Ser Fist My Hole

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@jamieloftusHELP @Disney babu frik is the greatest of his lineage
the best example of the only thing star wars consistently gets right:
the art of the fucked up little guy

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

@jamieloftusHELP our wifi network is "house of babu frik"
we have the talking dolls BOTH OF THEM
why won't @Disney listen
what do they want from us

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

@kimquindlen we are all halloween decorations in the yard of god

[Kim Quindlen @kimquindlen]

Please send me love and light I went on a walk today and I nodded + smiled politely at someone but they were a Halloween decoration

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

i am happy to be included, prob too happy

[Kim Quindlen @kimquindlen]

When the movie’s background extras are Super Into It

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

i'm all ears

[Claire McFadden @czmcfadden]

Good Listeners

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

@robdelaney As an American with zero context I can say with no certainty thank god for Dermot

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

@mary_machine I do! The lengths I had to go to though...

[Points in Case @PointsinCase]

Okay, first of all: do you know Lisa Rinna? And is she nearby? Ideally I’d be talking to her. We Enlightened Ones worship her as a god. (by @alexandermoss) https://t.co/9bsXkIup85

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

@EclecticHams one danny mcbride TV adaptation of this video, please

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

why is brussels the only city that gets a sprout? would love to see tallahassee sprouts etc

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

your lollapalooza age is your age plus the number of bands on the lollapalooza lineup that you've heard of

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

@children5708 controversial but cartoons

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

if a family of laughs is called a laughter, then why is a grouping of coughs not coughter

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

@MaryKateSchmidt Tired: sending champagne at dinner
Wired: sending a colonoscopy at their physical

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

My go-to classy grownup move? Whenever a friend is going to the doctor, I call the office ahead of time and order an extra biopsy, oscopy, scan etc, and have the nurse say it's from me.

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

@THR

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

@Showtime I would love it for you, and for me, if you please renewed I LOVE THAT FOR YOU

[Alex Moss @alexandermoss]

What’s an obscure movie line that you use in your daily life? Mine is from casino: “I own a casino and am involved with the mafia”