Points in Case

Literary humor publication and community hub for comedy writers, readers, and performers. Enlightening and irreverent humor since 1999.

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The only thing we know for sure is that exactly 12 times a year, we lean back in our chairs and say, “Wow. Hard to believe it’ll be month soon.” https://t.co/MSjAnmZEXy

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You just blindly stumbling through life not afraid to have hair that short and also not even knowing you should be afraid! https://t.co/fokS5EvTVO

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With eerie accuracy, using nothing but my powerful intuition, I can guess your star players’ first names, last names, and hair color. https://t.co/ojBhrOmTd4

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Fixed an issue where users woke at 3:14 A.M. to review everything embarrassing they said in 2009. Users now wake at 3:15 A.M. https://t.co/h10hdU96YS

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Pennywise: AITA for wanting to provide fun and whimsy for local children? https://t.co/ZbeAIb4oS1

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If you're reading this, you are one of the select few that have been invited to Troy's Treehouse Triumph next Saturday, July 24, 1994. https://t.co/xr11cUG0Y3

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I only wanted a little flare of color. Just a pop. And what if I painted four walls and didn’t like how it turned out? https://t.co/ozbwJxlv5D

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Due to unprecedented demand from the first grade, Tooth Fairy visits are now released through a timed on-sale, with prices that move in real time. https://t.co/7mydbS56R1

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And what exactly am I cleaning in that horrid graveyard that is your mouth? https://t.co/gKglz1Ovt4

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Throwing Santa hats on our skulls and candy-cane striped scarves around our cervical vertebrae is an affront to our classical Stanislavski training. https://t.co/piPqobwIX4

[Ralph Jones @OhHiRalphJones]

Who WROTE this?! Brilliant!!!!

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Avg response: 8.9 days 🫡 That’s what we call comically fast.

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[Rowdy Geirsson @RGeirsson]

Time for a spiritual experience with unsolicited mail over at @PointsinCase
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[Ralph Jones @OhHiRalphJones]

"If I want to talk to someone, I pick up the goddamn phone—then point to it while I’m looking at my assistant. She has learned that this means I need her to call someone for me. She holds the phone to my ear like a shell..." @PointsinCase
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[Rowdy Geirsson @RGeirsson]

This is my most religious experience of the year

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Men’s Restroom: You nudge the rusty aluminum door with your side, lest you touch it with bare hands and develop three different strains of malaria. https://t.co/0BQsXp1A01

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Universe Three: Ninety-Nine Percent. Stars hung at 99 percent lit, and every sandwich was missing its last bite. https://t.co/Kv2b2AYSgY

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If my assistant get an email that she thinks I need to read, I’ll tell her to print it out and read it to me in the voice of the person who wrote it. https://t.co/vLFJ9BveEE

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It glistened among the detritus, beckoning to me with its soft, seductive whisper: “Get Zero and Save Money on Interest.” https://t.co/drNuQXV3H1

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