I have a new piece up on @mcsweeneys today! It's dedicated to the parents of driving-age teens. God help us. Special thanks to @chas_gillespie for the great feedback!
https://t.co/yOyUjHZBwq
One of the stranger stories of the bible...and it must be true, right? Read about in @SlackjawHumor!
It’s Getting Harder To Pretend Like My Boss’s Wife Isn’t A Pillar of Salt https://t.co/GpVagmlcY8
My latest for @newyorkerhumor: What to Do if You Find Paul Giamatti Hiding in Your Christmas Tree. (It happens more often than you might think.)
Happy Holidays!
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