Frazzled Humor

The Home of Funny Parents on @Medium.

Parenting humor, satire, and essays.

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

November 28th, 1621: This evening we did sup at the long table with our friends, the Wampanoag. Everyone was merry and full of cheer. Except me.

By @richiezabo

https://t.co/cfGbblq2Dy

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

I’m now convinced that second children are manufactured from the depths of Hell.

https://t.co/QpZcjjLkw3

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

Featuring classic stand-up topics like the dentist, airline food, and aura farming

By @richiezabo

https://t.co/nDo37luO8l

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

A cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing gifts

https://t.co/lAYCylLtqr

[Greg Thomas @gregscribbles]

our daughter told us last night she's too old for trick-or-treating (she's fifteen) 😢

guess it was bound to happen

actually reminded me of this thing I wrote for @FrazzledHumor last year
https://t.co/SQDZVVvPQd

[Nick Gregory @nickjgregory]

My latest humor piece is dedicated to all you playground clingers out there. Big thanks to @FrazzledHumor for publishing! https://t.co/cTNi4HCGUr

[chancellor of posts @staminaah]

We Believe You Can’t Put a Price on Education (but $55,000 is a great start)

My first article with @FrazzledHumor 😊

https://t.co/fqxjBRB3sC

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

This one goes out to all the parents who suddenly looked around one day, took stock of children’s belongings, and realized their home wasn’t *quite* their own anymore. Over at @FrazzledHumor today!

#humor #humorwriting

https://t.co/6AHOnuVR06

[Lily E. Hirsch @lilyehirsch]

I had fun playing around with my inability to handle emergencies in @FrazzledHumor #parenting #zeppelin #ryangosling (these hashtags make sense if you read the article, I promise) https://t.co/PTCJg3Mmrz

[Greg Thomas @gregscribbles]

Kind of put my heart on a sleeve in this latest one I wrote for @FrazzledHumor about being a stay-at-home dad (even surprisingly made myself cry writing it).

Hope you like it!

“Here’s the SAHD Truth. The Dad Life Is Both Messy and Magical.”
https://t.co/COJbxkQDOM

[Linda Wolff @CarpoolGoddess]

Who knew as a new grandma I’d need a name too! Thanks for having me @FrazzledHumor!

https://t.co/a4gOnSY4Mo

[Amy Strommer @AmyStrommer]

"Don't bite or lick your friends." Kindergarten Rules Updated for My Daughter’s Freshman Year in College https://t.co/gslH7XICDT @aknott21 @FrazzledHumor

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

Over at @FrazzledHumor today with some potty humor! Literally. #parenting #comedy

https://t.co/xDOPB3qqmz

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

After Playing Magic The Gathering with You, a Child, I Have Concluded That My Life Is a Lie and I Probably Have Dementia

By Dave Goldstein

https://t.co/ND7xxqWOFa

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

Climate Change Turned My Daughter into a Child-Cursing Prodigy

By @Leslie_Stark23

She’s a swearing savant

https://t.co/InhdTI1mYt

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How to Relax and Enjoy the Summer Vibe When You’re a Parent

By @lilyehirsch

And, remember, stress will K*LL YOU!!!

https://t.co/lrkz3ECJeK

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I’m a Father From Six Decades Ago and I’m Worried That Mattel’s See ‘n Say Technology Is Moving Too Fast

By @nickjgregory

Hold your horses… and cows

https://t.co/eBIGJXixB8