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This one goes out to all the parents who suddenly looked around one day, took stock of children’s belongings, and realized their home wasn’t *quite* their own anymore. Over at @FrazzledHumor today!
#humor#humorwriting
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So happy to have my latest humor essay featured over at Jane Austen's Wastebasket today!
"Ideally, this doll will want to stay with you forever and forget all about me."
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So happy to be over at MuddyUm this morning with a bit of wellness humor!
“100% of study participants who drank water eventually died.”
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We hear lots of bad stories about babies on planes, but I still think about the first time I flew with my oldest. She was 3 mos old, and I was nervous. Everyone on my flight was really sweet to me, and it meant a lot. I wish more people had that experience!
"I’m the Baby on Your Flight and I Apologize for Existing"
So rude of me...
New piece you don't want to miss from @ResnickChelsea!
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I imagine Prince Charming bringing strong salesman energy. “My kiss has literally saved lives. Now I would love to kiss and heal you too for a low one-time fee.”
I've got new humor at @JaneWastebasket today! 💋
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"I just saw it. Pizza City. We are in the car, and, for reasons beyond comprehension, we cruise right past that beautiful sign."
A tragedy by @ResnickChelsea!
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"Child Despairs, 'Is the Itsy-Bitsy Spider OKAY?'"
New one from @ResnickChelsea asks the question: Should we be singing about someone’s struggles?
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Someone drew my attention to this video earlier this year, and it's just the sweetest. Really fun seeing these cuties read this book I wrote for Hallmark a few years ago. 💕
The Silly Christmas Puppy by Chelsea Resnick. Read by Aislin https://t.co/ZKpfwkxC4Y via @YouTube
"How will I escape? Tell my family I love them." There Are Neither Paper Towels Nor a Trash Can Near the Door of This Public Restroom by Chelsea Resnick https://t.co/90rc8sbQen
“Sometimes I would like to be a mediocre helper.”
Expectations are a burden!
New funny one by @ResnickChelsea is live now!
"Child Buckles Under Pressure of Hearing 'You’re Such a Great Helper' Too Many Times"
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"Of course I can know I won’t like it without trying! I’ve tried it in my mind, and that’s good enough."
Dinner is served in this new one by @ResnickChelsea!
"What Do You Mean I’ve Got to Try at Least One Bite?"
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