Chelsea Resnick

Writer • Fan of books, travel, gardening, mint chip, dreams • Past lives: copywriter, content coordinator, Hallmark editor • Rep'd by @NaliniAkolekar • she/her

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

This one goes out to all the parents who suddenly looked around one day, took stock of children’s belongings, and realized their home wasn’t *quite* their own anymore. Over at @FrazzledHumor today!

#humor #humorwriting

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[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

Thrilled to have my—arguably, literal—hot take on #lovewhereyoulive appear over at @littleoldlady__ over the weekend!

#satire #humor #humorwriting

https://t.co/8jYNDbTmWk

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

So happy to have my latest humor essay featured over at Jane Austen's Wastebasket today!

"Ideally, this doll will want to stay with you forever and forget all about me."

https://t.co/v5GKXokLfJ

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

So happy to be over at MuddyUm this morning with a bit of wellness humor!

“100% of study participants who drank water eventually died.”

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[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

Over at @FrazzledHumor today with some potty humor! Literally. #parenting #comedy

https://t.co/xDOPB3qqmz

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

Smart watches need a parenting mode!

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

Child Shocked That Parent’s Watch Says, “It’s Too Loud in This Environment”

By @ResnickChelsea

“You LOVE me. You’re fine.”

https://t.co/yNtIPQu75x

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

We hear lots of bad stories about babies on planes, but I still think about the first time I flew with my oldest. She was 3 mos old, and I was nervous. Everyone on my flight was really sweet to me, and it meant a lot. I wish more people had that experience!

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

"I’m the Baby on Your Flight and I Apologize for Existing"

So rude of me...

New piece you don't want to miss from @ResnickChelsea!

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[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

I imagine Prince Charming bringing strong salesman energy. “My kiss has literally saved lives. Now I would love to kiss and heal you too for a low one-time fee.”

I've got new humor at @JaneWastebasket today! 💋

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[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

"Highway 44 will be under construction this week, followed by forever."

It's a joke that feels all too real.

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[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

I've always kinda admired kids' flair for drama!

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

"I just saw it. Pizza City. We are in the car, and, for reasons beyond comprehension, we cruise right past that beautiful sign."

A tragedy by @ResnickChelsea!

https://t.co/qoOxhELqnH

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

I’m taking a look at the kind of songs we teach our children over at @FrazzledHumor today! 🤔😂

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

"Child Despairs, 'Is the Itsy-Bitsy Spider OKAY?'"

New one from @ResnickChelsea asks the question: Should we be singing about someone’s struggles?

https://t.co/I24kqRqmw5

[The Belladonna 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @The_Belladonnas]

@missmulrooney @annapook @rachel_garbus @racheldebmarsh @Heidi_Lux @cassiesoliday And finally, a top 3 pick of Heidi’s was: “There Are Neither Paper Towels Nor a Trash Can Near the Door of This Public Restroom” by @ResnickChelsea
https://t.co/90rc8sbQen

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

@The_Belladonnas @missmulrooney @annapook @rachel_garbus @racheldebmarsh @Heidi_Lux @cassiesoliday Thank you so much! ❤️

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

Getting ready for the new year and having some laughs in my latest piece over at @FrazzledHumor humor!

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

"Toddlers’ New Year’s Resolutions"

By @ResnickChelsea.

This is gonna be our year!

https://t.co/Q7TQ6ILOr3

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

Someone drew my attention to this video earlier this year, and it's just the sweetest. Really fun seeing these cuties read this book I wrote for Hallmark a few years ago. 💕
The Silly Christmas Puppy by Chelsea Resnick. Read by Aislin https://t.co/ZKpfwkxC4Y via @YouTube

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

A public restroom experience that others have perhaps also endured.

So pleased to have this piece out in The Belladonna today! #comedy #humor #Satire

[The Belladonna 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @The_Belladonnas]

"How will I escape? Tell my family I love them." There Are Neither Paper Towels Nor a Trash Can Near the Door of This Public Restroom by Chelsea Resnick https://t.co/90rc8sbQen

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

“Sometimes I would like to be a mediocre helper.”

Expectations are a burden!

New funny one by @ResnickChelsea is live now!

"Child Buckles Under Pressure of Hearing 'You’re Such a Great Helper' Too Many Times"

https://t.co/coYArKTXWn

[Greener Pastures @GreenerPastSat]

This is what happens when you tell everyone they're special. Broccoli and pistachios, get off this board. https://t.co/3BCrPyBO6V by @ResnickChelsea

[Frazzled Humor @FrazzledHumor]

"Of course I can know I won’t like it without trying! I’ve tried it in my mind, and that’s good enough."

Dinner is served in this new one by @ResnickChelsea!

"What Do You Mean I’ve Got to Try at Least One Bite?"

https://t.co/yOzP057D3V

[Chelsea Resnick @ResnickChelsea]

I felt it was important to share this perspective ahead of the holiday season! 🧀

New piece over at @GreenerPastSat!

[Greener Pastures @GreenerPastSat]

This is what happens when you tell everyone they're special. Broccoli and pistachios, get off this board. https://t.co/3BCrPyBO6V by @ResnickChelsea