Greener Pastures

An online comedy & satire magazine.

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"Create a romantic ambiance with songs like “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “Yankee Doodle Dandy”..." -Mike Todasco #satire #humor

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"Try Aromatherapy: Walk around the house with an atomizer full of patchouli oil and spray it on people." @JustinCourter #satire #humor

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"There’s no time to strap on the contrived personality you use in public to disguise your authentically twitchy self." @JamzKlein #satire #humor

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"1. Take a glass. Or a cup, mug, thermos, vase, bucket, ancient wine goblet, or Viking drinking horn. Whatever it is, make sure it’s transparent. If not, you’ll need special skills to see through it." - Andreea Tanase #satire #humor

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"In counties where Democrats are in control, the voter rolls include bread rolls and tootsie rolls!" -Gunnar Birgisson #satire #humor

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"A Political Identity Reveal Party is the perfect way to involve your friends and family in your political indecision–nothing brings people together quite like charged political discussions during election season." @lessismorefun @AlexisTaiWrites #Satire

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"For years, we have longed to return to the values and social inequalities of the mid twentieth century, when America was the only country with nuclear weapons, and women couldn’t have credit cards." @15thcgossipgirl #Satire #humor

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Shakespeare Characters Post on Facebook Marketplace by @yuqih

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How Could Something Like This Happen in a Country Where Something Like This Happens Every Day? by @meg_it_happen

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The End of the Platform-Formerly-Known-as-Twitter: Found Extracts from a Survivor’s Diary by @15thcgossipgirl

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I Am a Local Politician and I Need to Ask You For Money. Again. by Emily Cerrito

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A Letter From Head of PR to CEO of Dawn Dish Soap by Brian Buseck

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Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture by Joe Sanders

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Refuting Recent Claims Made Against Origami Furniture by Joe Sanders

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Our Household’s Weekly Banana Standoff — Not a Penis Story by @KristineLaco

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Not MY teenager of course. @GreenerPastSat
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Your Teenager’s Customer Help Line by James Klein

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