Sylvie Borschel

where are my socks • @buzzfeed producer • formerly @thrillist @cheddar • comedian, character, charcuterie, wait...

[Sylvie Borschel @hellosylv]

@annadrezen Please I need to know what our office dog is.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

"Michael Jordan is my GOAT."

- JR Smith

(Via NBAT2)

[Sylvie Borschel @hellosylv]

i actually just heard someone say he went to Jared’s

[Sylvie Borschel @hellosylv]

@AlanaMYzola drives me nuts!!!

[❄️Denali❄️ @denalifox]

should i work on my mental health or should i redownload the sims

[The $100,000 Pyramid @PyramidABC]

Shout out to all our contestants that have popped the question after winning on The #100KPyramid 🥺💍

[Michael Strahan @michaelstrahan]

It’s always a great time on The #100KPyramid! Thanks for watching with me! @PyramidABC

[d @EsaDaniel_]

This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in 2 years

[Huffington Ghost @julydiaz]

Guys tagging out the 1 girl on their improv team

[Eli London @elilondon100]

They have a lot of bathhouses in Budapest. At this one old men play chess in the water. Theses are photos I took on film.

[Sylvie Borschel @hellosylv]

visually impaired baby gets glasses for the first time except i’m their mom and they decide they don’t want to be in my family anymore :(

[Sylvie Borschel @hellosylv]

@waziot Dooo boop BOOP BOOP doop doop BOOP booooo…https://t.co/LfYykZiUnS

[arielle @ellycelly]

this is how Funny Girl is going to have to communicate with Lea Michele

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Florence Pugh had the time today #freethenippple

[Sylvie Borschel @hellosylv]

my greatest disappointment in life is that i don’t have a widow’s peak

[NinaStruggles @ninastruggles]

I genuinely miss Windows XP

[Honey Baby Sweetie Love @HBSLpod]

This show is tonight!
Doors 7:15, show 7:30
Squirrel theatre / Under St Marks
@TheSquirrelNYC

https://t.co/a5Y8tlB3Y4

In person or streaming tickets available

[Sylvie Borschel @hellosylv]

when the crosswalk sign says don’t walk, i still jaywalk my ass to the other side; i will do the same with my body

[Sylvie Borschel @hellosylv]

i like my bf bc he lets me get high and grill him with religious questions since I grew up under two atheists and he grew up next to a Chic Fil A

[Sylvie Borschel @hellosylv]

i just found out there’s no DRAINAGE on training potties?? you just gotta scoop it out??