This gentleman rolled down his window to ask if he could get over in front of me (I kindly said yes).. Then I saw his license plate said Canada.. they really are nicer there.
boyfriends deadass get mad when you touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon?!? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why you walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later?!
Sometimes I find myself accidentally pressing “add friend” in the Facebook friend request section thinking “omg no way they want to be friends?? ACCEPT” and really it’s just me doing the adding.