Tim Partridge

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Founder & Creative Director @objectingfly

[Tim Partridge @hellotim]

Hearing that Andy Burnham's first big move will be bringing in capital punishment for people who watch short form videos without headphones in public.

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Fair enough

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Turns out that even after a deadly global pandemic of an airborne disease that killed over 6.5m, there are still people that think holding their clenched fist three inches from their mouth when they cough is somehow doing something.

[Flying Object @objectingfly]

We snuck in our final launch of 2021 last week and it’s one we were really pleased to be involved in: the winter fundraising campaign for @RESCUEorg 💛

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Sick of all these emails suggesting that gifts bought now are "last minute". There are still FOUR WORKING DAYS until Christmas. Anyone who has already started is a coward.

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The bit of the pandemic where we thought washing our hands a lot would keep us safe feels like a beautiful dream

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Top tip for anyone just starting out in the world of work: you can answer pretty much any question by saying "it's all about finding the right balance"

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The teams for #TheHundred all look like they're about to sell you a £4 can of Double IPA or 9% Imperial stout.

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@Shladams I used to have this thing where whenever I saw or read a reference to the lottery, I felt overwhelmingly compelled to buy a ticket. Anyway, I still have that thing, and have now bought a ticket.

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I know there’s a lot of bad shit going on in the world, but that doesn’t change how annoying it is to discover you put a tissue through with your laundry.

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Just found my nose hanging out over the top of my mask. I’ve never felt more ashamed.

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Looking forward to retweeting this every two years for the rest of my life.

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Oh there it is. That ol' morning-after-an-election feeling. Back again.

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I guess it's better than the blue thumbs up, but somehow this fella still doesn't feel like quite the right way to respond to a grownup adult's bad news, post about their mental health, or lost cat.

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@matt Five years ago I gave up telling Winnipeg Fire Department that volunteer fireman Tim Partridge was not receiving their emails, and now just enjoy living vicariously through his training rotas.

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In a massive act of hubris, I've just bought a 2021 calendar.

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@Shladams @BBC6Music Yes! This is basically an all-day advert for Capital Gold.

(Does Capital Gold still exist?!)

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Feeling anxious about what BBC Weather thinks is going to happen at 9am tomorrow.

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This is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen.

[James Wild MP @jamesowild]

Today @CommonsPAC scrutinised the BBC on its strategy. As well as asking about licence fee, commercial income, and efficiency, I asked about 🇬🇧 as I cldnt spot any in its 268 page Annual Report - maybe this year’s will

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@Chrisrubery @PennyJarr: "Ru doesn't even know what a Wales is"

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Have finally managed to book a haircut. Wondering if I can achieve the full Ginsberg before then.