Tina Martin

Graphic designer & illustrator with an affinity towards vintage farm signage, circus side show acts and syfy original movies. Designer @MoleStreet

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Ok we need to talk about this 😹 #sellingsunset #sellingsunsetnicole

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Tom Sandoval was really scraping the bottom of the contacts list for that birthday party. #vanderpumprules

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I feel like a lot of network channels are going to fight over the rights to a show about #GypsyRoseBlanchard , but in my soul I know TLC deserves that shit. It’ll be called “Living Free: the True Gypsy Rose Story” or something, it’ll be messy as hell and I am READY.

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I feel like we don’t talk about the 2001 cinematic gem, Island in the Sun, where Mary Kate and Ashley almost get arrested in the Bahamas for smuggling antiquities enough.

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My fatal flaw is that it takes me all day to watch a 90 minute movie.

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Ok hear me out here - a destination funeral.

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Ok but I want all of Naomi Watts’ pajamas in #TheWatcherNetflix

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Me vs my work notifications + messages. #remotework

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Let’s be honest, we ALL wanted to go to Bogie Lowenstein’s party.

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Happy Shark Week to all who celebrate. 🦈 #SharkWeek2022

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Ok but was The Secret World of Alex Mack just the original Stranger Things? #strangerthings

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If you remember these pets, your lower back probably hurts.

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Since when are people posting on Facebook again? I thought Facebook was exclusively for girls you went to high school with trying to recruit you for their MLM and your conservative relatives you try to avoid.

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Is it just me, or did every 90s kid go through a phase where they were obsessed with Komodo dragons?

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This is a PSA:

When you’re messaging with someone directly in Slack, you do not, I repeat, do not, need to TAG that individual.

I hope this has been insightful, eye-opening, and obvious. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. #slack #atiredmillennial

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We all just collectively assume it’s a pregnancy announcement when we see someone post one of these boards, right?

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Not me ordering something from Lithuania and then checking the tracking the next day like 👀.

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Fuck your zodiac sign, what’s your favorite Girl Scout cookie?

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Once I’m finally able to get my winged eyeliner even on both eyes, it’s over for you hoes. #atiredmillennial