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lost in space

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Great that @Google updated the weather app for @GooglePixel_US but I'm devastated that you guys got rid of the little frog friend

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fucking taxes

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Scientists have made a rare and extraordinary fossil find in Alberta — a young tyrannosaur with the remains of two baby dinosaurs inside its stomach. https://t.co/ndpDuB1iMJ.

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wow, what a deal
how could i possibly resist

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thinking about how shitty gen x is

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ohhh I have a bite!

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how many years do we think it'll take for me to hear back from @FlySwoop regarding my cancelled flight home?

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how many years do we think it'll take for me to hear back from @FlySwoop regarding my cancelled flight home?

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@SharkNinjaTweet on hold with a rep and was dropped on the call
My blender is spewing black liquid all over my kitchen.

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what does this mean

[A. Dee. @Alleyson]

@Emily_Leedham_ @pressprogress Here is a lovely pic of a PSAC Light Keeper in Ramea, a little island off the coast of NL.

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Yesterday my 3 favourite students gave me a ceramic apple because I was their favourite teacher.
I taught them once when their instructor was sick, the lesson was on vermicomposting (worm poop). We constructed a worm chalet and I had all the answers.
Grateful for this job.

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would LOVE some pizza.

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The last episode of The Mandalorian broke me
That last scene....I can't.

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When you're laying in bed thinking about having to wake up and this happens.
Scared the shit out of me

[Mark Robinson @StormhunterTWN]

For those in southern Ontario that just woke up to a loud bang or shaking, yep, earthquake near Buffalo!

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Phantom of the opera is closing in New York this February and I think I'm gonna collapse if I never see it in person again

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When it feels like a pizza night but you decide on tomato soup instead...

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@maeghanvictoria Go to giant tiger

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When people get ginkgo leaves AND ginkgo berries tattooed on them, I question everything.
Ginkgo berries smell like absolute shit

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I'm super sick, and I don't have Joey to take care of me because he's away for work

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@mcsheldon @BuzzkillJilll @mikehakk LOL the fucking TEACHERS with us on the trip figured it out!!! How brutal was that!