Chris Zappa

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[Chris Zappa @hellozappa]

@obsdmd Let’s gooooooo!

[Chris Zappa @hellozappa]

Clearly, no one is fighting cringe.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Pete Hegseth: Lord, here I am. Send me. Send me to fight the Redcoats, send me to fight the communists, send me to fight the Islamists. Send me.

[Chris Zappa @hellozappa]

If you've started calling it "super intelligence" because a super sundowning, dementia-riddled, pants-shitting, pedophile slash convicted felon slash super idiot claims that he "changed AI to SI," then super—I'm gonna need you to fuck yourself with a super cactus.

[Chris Zappa @hellozappa]

@obsdmd You guys are on fire lately and, as a huge supporter, I’m incredibly grateful for it. This is awesome!

[Chris Zappa @hellozappa]

@mymind No, my account wasn’t closed permanently (as far as I remember) and definitely wasn’t suspended. It was a good while back when I cancelled though…maybe 2+ years ago? I have memory issues so I can’t exactly remember. Thank you for responding, btw!

[Common Sense 🇺🇸💙 @commons96055467]

Just a reminder that trump still hasn’t sued Sascha Riley, a decorated war hero, who came forward and told the world that trump raped him in a violent attack when he was a little boy. Trump, why haven’t you sued him yet? I would have sued if I was falsely accused.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

We have not forgotten that ICE murdered Renee Good and Alex Pretti

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Crush the arts (Kennedy Center), destroy the civil service (DOGE), control elections (gestures broadly), dismantle the press (gestures more broadly), decimate science (NIH), and demolish education (DeptEd). The authoritarian playbook.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Dr Oz says the Trump administration will kick more than a million people off health insurance because some of them have "never filed a claim"

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

UPDATE—Mother of 17 year old boy who was beaten by ICE on way to enlist in Marines—has been deported.

Son says agents warned her to "be quiet" and "even offered us money" to not talk.

His mother bravely spoke out anyway.

She was then targeted for arrest—deported the same day.

[Chris Zappa @hellozappa]

@sSchlotz24 @maddenifico I think the question is why aren’t you concerned with exposing pedophiles?

[Chris Zappa @hellozappa]

@GBC_Press She can eat the largest bag of dicks ever made.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

He was a piece of shit in the 80s, and he's still a piece of shit today.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Macklemore has faced more consequences than anyone in the Epstein Files.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Ed Sheeran’s booking agent, Casey Wasserman, was very close with Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. He is also mentioned in the Epstein files more than 109 times.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Republicans when they have all 3 branches of government

[Chris Zappa @hellozappa]

SAY “MY CALL IS IMPORTANT TO YOU” AGAIN. SAY “MY CALL IS IMPORTANT TO YOU” AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SAY “MY CALL IS IMPORTANT TO YOU” ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

[Chris Zappa @hellozappa]

Oh she’s escorting alright.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: MELANIA TRUMP COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT TO ESCORT SHIPS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

[Chris Zappa @hellozappa]

Hey MarkyMarkWayneJimBobCletusBillyJoeDirtDickBag, shut the fuck up.

[Bulwark Clips @BulwarkClips]

Sec. Mullin on judge blocking Trump’s birthright EO: “I’m not an attorney, but it feels like they have activist judges that are going after everything Trump is trying to do, while they turned a blind eye to the actual corruption and the destruction to America underneath the Biden administration.”