HellResistor

Danger Zone: High Sarcasm (or not 😈)
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[HellResistor @hellresistor]

I'm negotiating two isolated plots of land in the interior of the Algarve. I only accept Bitcoin.

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@SenaPt_ Agora foi piada, típico :)

[Piyush Sachdeva - ReelDrop #1 Instagram GrowthTool @techie_piyush]

🚨 THE INTERNET BROKE TODAY 🚨

Oct 21, 2026 will go down in history

1. eMudhra : Private key was literally "4". 8 keys forged ANY website for 17 months. 60M+ certs at risk.

2. SBI CONFIRMED. 3,897 customers' mobile, DOB, address + loan data found on dark web.

3. Rajasthan Police 🇮🇳ALLEGED hack. Group claims 70,000 identity records + 59,460 numbers for sale. Unverified.

4. php2shell [9.2] Unauth RCE in PHP. 70% of the web. WordPress, Drupal, Laravel. CISA: Patch or GO OFFLINE.

5. GitLab [10.0/10] PERFECT SCORE. Unauth RCE, no login needed.

6. Node.js [CVE-2026-111497] Brotli decoder RCE + TLS bypass. 10 CVEs patched today. Also blocked eMudhra.

7. Railway BREACHED TODAY. Env variables decrypted. Your API keys & DB passwords exposed. Rotate all.

8. OpenCode BREACHED. OpenAI, Anthropic, Google API keys exposed for Console users. Distillation attack. Bills run up in $$$$.

9. LiteLLM PyPI v1.107.0 was MALWARE today morning. Steals credentials + backdoor.

10. Plex2Shell ACTIVELY EXPLOITED. Hackers installing cryptominers LIVE. CISA KEV, deadline Oct 23.

AI found the bugs. AI is exploiting them. Humans can't patch fast enough.

Patch. Rotate. Revoke. Update.
RT to save someone's server ♻️

#CyberSecurity #DataBreach #India #php2shell

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@DrClownPhD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Every far-left protester in France right now. 🇫🇷

[The Satoshi Archive @TheSatoshiArc]

January 3, 2009. Someone hid a newspaper headline inside the first block of a new kind of money.

Two years later, they were gone. The money is still running.

The Satoshi Archive is Bitcoin's real history — told as a story, and once a year played as a game.

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@Anthony_Luna5 @MicroSeed_io @MrsDanielleLuna When a reseller in Europe? I wont pay 2x for item 😅😅

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@lusoshadow Eu parece-me que a maioria deles entenderam o que estão a estudar para fazer... E não mesmo a fazer 🤣🤣 e um assistente social 🤭🤣🤣😈😈😈

[cat3lyst @cat3lyst]

the GOAT

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@VonDerRanter Daassseee... Tava tava.. 🤣🤣🤣

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@Henriquevila124 Ooohhh!! Olha que eu ainda quero comer uma alheira dessas pah!!!!
Saúde 🦾🦾

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@Malaghetto74 Qual democracia? 😇

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@VonDerRanter N encontro link. Manda ai pvt. Deixa xeirar 😇

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@migueltiago já não temos propriedade privada oh ótario 🤣🤣🤣 deixa de pagar o imposto e logo vez se tens alguma coisa 🤣🤣🤣 cantas de galo com barriga cheia 😘

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@ordemespontanea O único inimigo comum chama-se Estado vk

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@Aly_El_Maghraby "porquê a mim?" 🤣🤣🤣

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@MVisa1000 @Malaghetto74 🤣🤣🤣
Fez-me lembrar.
Estava a haver uma manifestação porque não tinha trabalho, e agarraram um entrevistado e perguntaram-lhe " estamos com falta de um trabalhador está interessado?" Ao que ele responde "áiii, tanta gente aqui e vem logo perguntar a mim!" 😈

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@Malaghetto74 Não pode!!! Não tem br? 😈😈😈🤣

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@izthisJudah Já tinha comido os dentes :)

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@Malaghetto74 parecem os putos da pré-primária no chão a assistir a um conto😂😂😂

[HellResistor @hellresistor]

@julio_isidro_ @helderalmeiid @decapitango crashou? $/€ crasha todos dias enquanto a nota sai da impressora :)