A huge and very belated shoutout to the @Alvin_Police - especially Captain Arendell, Detective Taylor, and Officer Wilson - for the fantastically informative walkthrough. Best interrogation this Bunny has been subjected to. (So far.)
A hamburger is defined by the presence of pickles and/or ketchup. Other toppings or condiments may be present, but if it sports neither pickles nor ketchup, it is merely a ground beef sandwich. So let it be written, so let it be done.
People posting photos of their parents when they were in the service and everyone is all, "Respect!" and "Thank you for your service!" And we're over here like, "Damn - your parents were hot!" But yes, respect and thanks too. #VeteransDay#GratitudeTakesManyForms
@GISH Hoobll’s Boobnnooboobs... which would be fine if not for the double ‘n’s. Those ‘n’s ruined it for us. (Yes, the double ‘l’s were fine. It’s not like we’re obsessive. Geez.)
@IvankaTrump@AspenInstitute Since your father took office, there is NOT ONE SINGLE MEMBER on the President's Council on Fitness and Nutrition. If you truly care about this issue, perhaps you, as "special advisor to the president", could actually DO something by helping him staff it. https://t.co/O4tkosQoZ7
It's official - our friend, @ChefLunchLady, has launched a @Kickstarter for her new restaurant!
Please consider supporting this tasty venture: https://t.co/rC8z6hb9yX.
It's gonna be delicious. And it's also the closest you'll ever get to us with that mouth of yours...