Kaneki’s Baby Moms 👻

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[I Dissent @DissentFu]

Taylor Farms should be dismantled.

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

If there’s nothing better than this, then why aren’t men staying at home with the kids?

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

Most serial killers started by harming small animals, then killing bigger animals and eventually humans. Glad she nipped that in the bud.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Every member of Congress get $79 a day for meals.

The SNAP benefits they took away average $6 a day.

Let them live on that.

[GingerSpice❄️💙 @thedesertginger]

You're telling me that Flock cameras have the capabilities to track a woman across multiple states to track if she got an abortion and a man who crossed state lines for weed, but they aren't being used for finding missing kids or get a glimpse of Mitch McConnell returning home?

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Republicans are Anti-American

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

When the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours:

[𝔲𝔤𝔩𝔶 @amiuglyprobably]

certified ai hater round these parts

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

Remember when we were screaming "They are doing more more than reading license plates!" and everyone went:

"You're crazy! They just looking for stolen cars!"

🤦‍♂️

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jennifer Welch: “The real boogeyman is not the brown-skinned Abdul or Zohran. The real boogeymen are white crusty pink arm Republicans like Donald Trump, Stephen Miller, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk. These are the people that don’t give a fuck about you. The whole Communist scare is total bullshit”

[GBX @GBX_Global]

🚨 BREAKING:

Trump’s sons became partners in a Kazakh mining company.

The company received a $1.6 billion U.S. government contract shortly afterward!

Are we having fun, America?

[swan! BND SPOILERS🕸️ @swanourii]

mark ruffalo in the back #mygoat

[Quam🎭 @Quamclips]

“A family in the Middle East booked me for millions, only for 3 people to show up. The daughter made me perform ‘Lonely’ for 2 hours while laughing. That’s when I realized I was just a jester to them.”

— Akon

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign🎶

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I don’t want to hear a single fucking peep out of maga when I throw the party of the century the day the orange man croaks. No one word.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I don't get why you can't FaceTime when you call 911, it would literally be instant evidence so you don't have to describe your situation

[kat @yslnadi]

The gag is an introvert will 1000% do this with someone they feel comfy with