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18 THEY/THEM cigaretky/víno/ženy

[daze 🩻 @amarynth]

“if caesar lived he would be a stardust crusader”
“if caesar lived joseph wouldn’t have married suzi”
caesar if he lived: i am quite fond of madonna

[ss @sugussy3]

if you asked me what's the funniest shit geto did i will say him killing his parents because he didn't want to be a hypocrite

[club catelyn @poIysterbride]

found it again and not many people are aware that this iconic tumblr post was infact originally about obito

[eve @csiirac]

hello, i have awful team building skills and i'm a meek and timid 𝖿а𝗀𝗀о𝗍. please hire me. i have nothing and i'm nothing

[didi ⚢🦉 @deediedoedum]

it feels so unethical to pursue a platonic friendship with someone that i’m extremely attracted to

[KiraShion 😈 darksideofkira.bsky @darksideofkira]

Varka's devotion and his god's unholy whims🛐

[jules @chudomrovich]

THE GOVERNMENT ASSIGNED YAOI JUST DROPPED

[Marinara 🔞 @Spicy_Marinara_]

Imagine we go to Snezhnaya and discover a snowless, nameless grave behind the cathedral with fresh Sumeru Roses laid on it.

[Bird's PHM season🍉 @blulibboom]

what's left for you to treasure in this world?

#ONEPIECE

[Anon^4 @zaj4x]

i’d let a dottore cosplayer fuck me silly

[^ ̳ට ̫ ට ̳^ @meowdzyX3]

Have you ever rage quit masturbation

[dni @lonemelt]

being drunk feels a little bit like sex. it feels good at first then u pee everywhere

[žížalka v tabáku @hellsing_weeb]

dobrý den, kde si tady mohu podat žádost na sebevraždu?

[rina ⋆˚࿔ @formaldehydx]

top 10 zero calorie foods:
1. granko
2. obed od babky
3. hocico co je zadarmo
4. uhorka
5. makovnik
6. vodka
7. vianocne kolaciky
8. vsetko co zjem pocas maturit
9. domaci vyvar
10. cele regiojet menu

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

gun to your hea…. what are you do…stop….stop jerking off!! STOP!!!!!

[VOLIB三AR RAP/ST @killingspacing]

ppl in relationships be like damn i got sex tomorrow

[Dismoond🇺🇦commissions open @dismoond]

Sasuke's waist and Naruto's hips

[Cindy♡ @cncxndy]

dude I could not have a dick. I would be erect all the time. I literally get on twitter for 2 minutes and im throbbing immediately like it would actually be ggs