𖤐 Jackie Daytona 🦇

voy a darte todo mi amor en el south side

[doomer @uncledoomer]

a few years ago i started throwing every medical bill directly in the trash and there have been literally zero consequences

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia_]

🏆.........................🦆🇲🇽

[John Smith @verypopularname]

I believe the Mexican duck comes from Waddle-ajara.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

first Juneteenth without Charlie Kirk

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Some guy pulled up to the World Cup event in a MAGA hat to harass the Mexico supporters and a bunch of Korean dudes stepped up and almost jumped him. This is the closest we’ve ever been to world peace 😭

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

If you wanna support both Mexicans and Asians today buy some Panda Express

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen is requesting a one day contract with The KNICKSHAUSEN so he may retire from basketball’s as a champion of the world.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit

[36eagles @36eagles]

Lamest dude on the planet

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen uncursed you guys and cursed your slots Vegas enemies 3 games ago.

You’re finehausen.

[𖤐 Jackie Daytona 🦇 @hellsloverboyy]

@WWERomanReigns Lmao fucking dork

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Cannot believe Danhausen won both the NBA Championship and The Stanley Cup all
in one weekend.

Congratulations Hurricanehausens.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen is the greatest Sports Master of all time and now also Stanley Cup owner too let’s fill it with diet coke

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Danhausen stronger than Darth Vader confirmed.

[MLB @MLB]

The Chicago @WhiteSox:

- Have won 8 straight home series
- Took 4 out of 5 from the NL's top two teams
- Hold the AL's top record (21-11) since May 9

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

🗽🗽🗽