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[alora @softerhabits]

“do u wanna get matching-“ yes.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down ?😭😭

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

In the most loving way possible;

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“I was born in the wrong generation” Okay well if I didn’t have Google Maps I’d kill myself so now what

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Thinking about how cows don’t know I say “cows” every time I pass by them and that I’m their biggest fan

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

Nothing against Melissa McCarthy but I'm getting really sick of her getting casted just bc she's the only fat woman anybody can think of. She's in every god damn fancast for any fat, white woman 🙄

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Sleeping Squirrels in their nest on someone's window ledge.

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

James apparently thinks it would be ✨ hilarious ✨ if I told my boss he had threatened to beat me if I took a position she offered me. He also didn't understand why I absolutely could not do this. Is ✨chaotic Libra✨ a thing? Bc he's that.

[hey, @penningwolf]

hozier said “when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth no grave can hold my body down i’ll crawl home to her”, and that perfectly describes the the devotion i want from a lover. and i won’t apologize for that.

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

Me: *screams bc I just noticed a giant roach two feet from my face in the shower*
James:

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

What if I just...stop fake laughing at my boss's stupid shit? She couldn't DO anything to me for not pretending to enjoy her company.

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

Today I stated a fact to my coworkers and I didn't really soften my tone and then they acted like I said something snappy/mean?? And I was confused bc I didn't mean it like that but I didn't know how to take it back? And I don't want my coworkers to think I'm an asshole 😭

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

@RedWebPod DO THE ZODIAC UPDATE. I NEVER READ ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR Y'ALL TO COVER IT. 😭

[annie flop @floptography]

it’s okay to be straight ❤️ like … just be who u are

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

How do I tell people playing Mario party in my home to shut the fuck up without seeming like a buzz kill?????

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

Today I had one of those "slipping for a comdically long time" moments, but I live in Texas, so it wasn't ice. It was just fucking mud.

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

Happy birthday, @naranjojuice! Hope you enjoy your Animal Crossing birthday party! ♥️☺️

[flowers @HelluvaFlowers]

@naranjojuice I volunteer to be wife friends ♥️