Cheeser ☯

Once more into the fray

[Cheeser ☯ @seizure_]

His hair, WACK.
His gear, WACK .
His jewelry, WACK.
His footstance, WACK.
The way that he talks, WACK.
The way that he doesnt even like to smile, WACK.

ME? I'M TIGHT AF.

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

The greatest to ever do it

[gemini’s groove @heysheridan]

how do you explain this to someone who isn’t on the internet? lmaoo

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[ellis 🖖🏻 @hellisrebuke]

oh yeah you like sports? name five times your team has made you want to kill yourself.

[kev 🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @ayoitskevv_]

how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[Sloane Painfuldeath 🇭🇹 @ibetterdie]

are you fucking kidding me

[Jaymo ✧* @Jayyakamii]

“Have mercy on my soul” 😭😭😭

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Drove my teenager 20mins to practice. Total silence, her choice. On minute 19 she said "you're like the only person I can be quiet with." Been thinking about that all day.

[aether @bluewdrift]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[Lamone @LamoneDaSleeze]

When I say please excuse the mess when my house is spotless

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

"I never said thank you for keeping bugs away from the window"

"And you'll never have to"

*Dark knight theme plays*

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

Oh y’all are getting creative now, LMFAO 😭

[brandon* @brndxix]

but it sheduer played dead after scoring he would be the bad guy

[Andres Villalpando @andresinmilan]

No puedo creer que esta app sea gratis

[youssef @udnejdu]

Mark Ruffalo deserves so much support that guy got BALLS

[The special one @A_A_A_A22v]

Si Doctor Strange ve 14.000 escenarios posibles es un superhéroe pero si yo lo hago soy un ansioso

[K L D @Khyrin_DeBoss]

How WE (yes US) will be defending Mark Ruffalo

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

The accusation that I am antisemitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest. Criticizing the actions of the Israeli prime minister, a military technology contract, or the executives who supply it is not the same as criticizing Jewish people. This critical and necessary dialogue is then dishonestly framed as being anti-Israel. To be clear, my views come from my own political convictions and should never be interpreted as hostility toward Jewish people, for whom I have deep love and respect.  Everything I know about acting, activism, and humanism has been profoundly shaped by the Jewish friends, colleagues, and loved ones who have been integral and family throughout every point of my life.

This merger has real consequences for real people, and for the entire country. Scrutinizing the Ellisons, including Oracle’s business built on data, surveillance technology and government contracts, and the serious threat to editorial freedom and the loss of a livelihood for thousands of families, is fair and necessary. The $111 billion deal would hand one family control over CNN, HBO and Warner Bros., backed in part by foreign money whose influence on editorial decisions has never been fully explained to the public. 

Lawmakers on both sides of the aisle have called for serious national security review, and regulators still haven’t given the public a real answer. Until they do, the merger shouldn’t move forward. Now is the time to dive boldly into all these issues, not step back or concede.

[ali @kojoisarafidi]

at the airport rn got through security w no issues and the white girl behind me getting a random check