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30 | self-indulgent, shameless slow-burn slut.

[m @hellvwng]

if ur a slut, loser, babygirl, and are looking for a slow burn that truly slow burns: read LAPSARIAN, NOW COMPLETE !!!

- manacled AU
- no SA/NC
- morally grey characters
- war crimes! high reeve! hermione killing folks!!
- 255K WORDS.

https://t.co/yWBkDHY7RB

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[90 Days Liquidity @90daysliquidity]

Cannot stress how much of an advantage it is to be a normal, well adjusted, applicant for banking roles.

I reviewed a resume that listed “olive oil” as an interest. That is not an interest. It’s been hours and I cannot stop thinking about it. There will not be an interview.

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Just because human beings can crochet does not mean that they should. Man can also murder. steal. Lie. all sins which pale in comparison to a crochet bikini

[m @hellvwng]

if u put narcissa in prison, she would fight her way to the top, run a pureblood gang, and leave prison with 2 teardrop tattoos.

if u put lucius in prison, he would collapse in a dead faint and become comatose at the lack of olaplex #3 in prison & require medical attention.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

my buddies wife having her baby today and i nearly shattered my phone screen from typing “welcome back mr. cheney” in the group chat

[feu🗡 commissions closed @feuvyper]

my love, mine all mine
#Hannigram #hannibaltwt

[bab0oshka @bab0oshk44]

Peak Vampirism on acrylic

[m @hellvwng]

i love discourse on other parts of the twitter because they’ll describe dramione as “heinous, awful, problematic”

sorry ur family got sold into sexual slavery by the death eaters at the auction, girl … hope u can recover from this …

[soli @solisolsoli]

Hands by CONYANG_316

[m @hellvwng]

@ficsarts yes i wrote the fic!

[m @hellvwng]

do u hate yourself and want to cry over war crimes, moral ambiguity, star crossed lovers, healer hermione x high reeve draco?

read lapsarian!

manacled AU
- no SA/NC
- war crimes! high reeve! hermione killing folks!!
- 255K words, COMPLETE

https://t.co/yWBkDHY7RB

[m @hellvwng]

@ficsarts girl no i wrote this LOL

[m @hellvwng]

manacled fancam with charli xcx everything is romantic wuthering heights remix audio … please … somebody please

[m @hellvwng]

an insidious evil lurks within a gleaming estate, unwitting unleashed. hermione is next.

dhr-adjacent, horror one-shot. 8K words.

NO EXIT.
https://t.co/WOwRDuOieh

[m @hellvwng]

reading a million goddamn fanfics with the same insufferable 2 characters like they’re my idiot children that i love

[m @hellvwng]

reading alchemised reviews where people said they enjoyed it more & thought it was a stronger work because of the tighter editing, world building, improved writing

like well, yes, but manacled made me want to k-word myself for weeks after, so it’s unparalleled in that way-

[m @hellvwng]

do u enjoy:

- idiots in love
- denial
- whimsy
- bickering
- deranged internal monologuing á là hermione jean granger
- time travel

then i present to u: love in the time of swottiness, a co-workers-to-frenemies-to-lovers dramione fic

https://t.co/vd3ZRFkWaJ