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no thank you :)

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was feeling until i realized
cute n cozy im a meme

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first. uber eats yesterday and now meta?? what in the matrix is going on here

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@Eliza_Lee96 liza!! are you going again?!

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i love when people speak about an emergency fund. how out of touch, in this economy? i barely have a fund fund.

[Lucas Meyer 🎙️ @meyer_lucas]

SO HE SAID 'I GOT THAT FROM CTV' BUT THEN PEOPLE WERE LIKE, CTV DIDN'T POST THAT UNTIL AFTER HE SPOKE IN THE HOUSE AND NOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE SENDING TIME STAMPS OF LIKE 12:43 AND THEN THE OTHER PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT'S MOUNTAIN STANDARD TIME AND...

#cdnpoli #cdnmedia

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@Michelewhiting9 @osheaga Do not reach out, this person will scam you!

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you’re lying if you say this wasn’t inspired by tamagotchi

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@elonmusk inquiring fans wanna know

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i just noticed every tweet says “from earth” now.. where tf else are we supposed to tweet from? mars?

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

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coachella had been fun but im so excited to be back at home w my baby sleeping in my own bed - jfc im tired

[B&S @_B___S]

This veterinarian has a comfort dog assistant that helps sick dog patients know that everything will be alright

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DO BETTER THAN BLINK 182 BRO

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me after a slice of pizza

[Fatal Error @FatalsError]

Cleaning the drain after a flood

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@netflix did you try turning it off and on again #LoveIsBlindLIVE

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

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if you don’t wanna hang out w/ someone - just tell them you have lice!

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this man may make my heart explode, but what the fuck imma lean in

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calling the eagles winning just because of The Last of Us episode

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

All the “ADHD is over diagnosed” hot takes fail to consider that maybe our brains weren’t meant to live this way. Three generations ago my great-grandma was living a subsistence life in the bush. I just want to smoke some fish and pick some berries, not keep my inbox at zero.

[dwunk @hellyabruder]

my toxic trait is being both lactose and gluten intolerant, eating both anyway, and then complaining about my tummy hurting